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Sam πŸ—
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Sam πŸ— 3h
Replying to @MurderBryan
When I was a crime scene cleaner I had to clean up a suicide *attempt* where a guy tried to hammer a screwdriver straight into his forehead
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Dan Sheehan Jun 25
netflix is getting rid of the office for your own good, you people have a problem
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Sam πŸ— 7h
Replying to @unabanned
Leiny is kid stuff
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anna ou- Jun 24
joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and I’m having the time of my life
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Sam πŸ— 8h
Replying to @AdamWeinstein
For two straight seconds I thought "tie dimple" was a Scots word for one of the pipes
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Richard M. Nixon 21h
β€œThanks to Principal Rubio, seniors are now able to leave the campus at lunch.”
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Sam πŸ— 22h
Replying to @MurderBryan
I read this whole thing and it permanently overwrote a whole fact about Grover Cleveland I used to know
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Northampton VW 4 May 16
We were very starstruck! Congratulations to Jay Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. on your
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Sam πŸ— Jun 25
Replying to @nickwiger @HDTGPpod
Here's an awful fmv game I tried very hard to beat when I was 11
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Sam πŸ— Jun 24
Replying to @Bro_Pair
A friend of mine is a tour guide in New Orleans. He dropped the story on us out of nowhere as we were standing outside that building. There's a plaque.
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mike pence's first wife, lilith 16 Jan 18
TONY: so one a my guys tells me AJ's taken a "red pill" MELFI: he's on drugs? TONY: nah *glares back tears* my fuckin kid's on youtube, tellin the whole fuckin world he can't get a date
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Sam πŸ— Jun 23
Replying to @GenePark
Instrumentality 2020
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Sam πŸ— Jun 23
It makes sense how much our generation likes charcuterie considering how hard lunchables were pushed on us
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Sam πŸ— Jun 22
Replying to @Pharohdactyl
Where'd you find this picture of me in the future
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Replying to @spookperson
It's such a good reminder of how lead poisoned everyone was back then
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Convinced the wife to give neon genesis a shot. Casually playing komm susser tod in the background of the conversation
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Very glad I'm not important on here. Seems stressful imo
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Replying to @Atrios
U
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Replying to @BAKKOOONN @Vildiil
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Sam πŸ— Jun 21
Replying to @Vildiil
Golden age of gaming
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