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Jonathan Dean
At The Sunday Times; hitched to ; wrote a book; text me in a crisis
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Jonathan Dean 2m
Replying to @MichaelAHann
“And make it Swift. Geddit? Swift? Ha ha ha ha”
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Jonathan Dean 8m
Replying to @TomThorogood
PLEASE SHOW ME HACKNEY
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Jonathan Dean 14m
Replying to @jennycolgan
There’s a sitcom in this
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Jonathan Dean 25m
Replying to @jennycolgan
“Oh yeah, they played Shake It Off on Bangers Night, on Tuesdays”
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Jonathan Dean 29m
Replying to @alandooney
“Last here? When I played Wembley Stadium maybe?” “WHATEVER. Have you been to TWICKENHAM?”
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Jonathan Dean 38m
Replying to @JonathanDean_
Oh god then the lads would insist on karaoke and go on to murder Blank Space
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Lord Steerforth 1h
Replying to @john_self
Sadly I wasn't at this party, but a bookselling friend's photo reminds me why we put up with the appalling wages.
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Jonathan Dean 1h
Replying to @JonathanDean_
It’s just so depressing to imagine Taylor Swift in a pub, telling choice stories from her incredible life, only for some Brit to interrupt with yarns of the student union, strawpedos and how he very, very, very nearly got a First
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Jonathan Dean 3h
Replying to @Martin_Hemming
Union, surely? She goes to Highgate later in the song
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Jonathan Dean 3h
Replying to @JonathanDean_
Or, even worse, a journalist 😬
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Jonathan Dean 3h
Is Taylor Swift dating a... Tory?
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Jonathan Dean 13h
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Jonathan Dean 14h
Replying to @LeonKazakos
But apart from that, fine?
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Jonathan Dean 14h
Replying to @shitegeist
I actually don’t know why they ask anything?
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Jonathan Dean 17h
A second hand car must be entirely legit?
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Jonathan Dean 17h
Genuine question. If, when in a bank, you get a load of cash out from the till and they ask what it’s for, if you said, ‘A shitload of cocaine’, can they actually stop you?
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Ian Rennie 23h
The phrase "The jet's passengers included Prince Andrew, a millionaire, and a paedophile" is a new battleground for fans and opponents of the Oxford Comma.
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Jonathan Dean 22h
Hope they take ages with his invoice
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Jonathan Dean 23h
Replying to @scouserachel
Right
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Jonathan Dean 23h
Replying to @MrGodfrey
It’s no About Time
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