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Jonah Falcon
Actor/writer, all around nice, MOSTLY average guy.
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Good pitchers find a way to win. See: Steve Carlton winning 27 games on a 57 win team. They're not accidents.
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Dragon Quest May 26
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Bert Blyleven had 60 shutouts in his career, 14 of them were 1-0. Tell me how those wins don't count.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Well, the teams with the two lowest WHIPs face off in the World Series, right?
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Jonah Falcon May 27
That On-Set Mistakes list, and you left off I Was A Fugitive From a Chain Gang? Wow... just WOW.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Chapman ends the game with 1/3 IP, 2K.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Girardi is Otto from A Fish Called Wanda.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
You forgot to mention in your Rebirth essay that Kingdom Come poisoned the well a little too: see: Wonder Woman becoming a killer.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Yes, this is tomorrow. In the morning. Just when you wake up.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
Orion is Darkseid's dick, while some guy is choking on a cock. Jack Kirby at his finest.
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Jonah Falcon May 27
You can tell this was at the height of Women's Liberation. She don't need a steel penis to be empowered.
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Jonah Falcon May 26
I'm ok.
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jillian blue May 26
Trump: "Make America Great Again" Self-serving opportunist.
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Jonah Falcon May 26
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Jonah Falcon May 26
McKinney spends $62M on a high school stadium. The average penis length there must be 3.5". Seriously.
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Jonah Falcon May 26
WHAT? Ken Starr involved in a scandal involving coverups and sexual abuse? But he was SUCH a standup guy for the GOP!
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Jonah Falcon May 26
Memorial Day has become pre-Gay Pride festivities in New York City with all the bell-bottomed young sailors walking about.
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Jonah Falcon May 26
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Jonah Falcon May 26
Part 2 of Paul's Return is now up on Gaming Podcast:
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Jonah Falcon May 26
Of course, you don't get the reference nor the joke.
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