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Jonah Falcon
Actor/writer, all around nice, MOSTLY average guy.
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Jonah Falcon 10h
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Jonah Falcon 15h
It wasn't deformed before he was deported. He abused a vacuum pump.
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Jonah Falcon 16h
Not really. You'll find out soon why,
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Jonah Falcon 16h
Slow news day for the NY Post, apparently. NY Daily News disagrees.
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Jonah Falcon 17h
This is a healthy neighborhood.
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Jonah Falcon 17h
Yes. He was convicted as a sexual offender and deported 8 years ago.
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Jonah Falcon 19h
I just backed Tabletopia - The digital platform for board games on
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Jonah Falcon 20h
Sometimes a metaphor for my life.
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Jonah Falcon Sep 1
Getting caught.
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Jonah Falcon Sep 1
I saw that every other day.
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Jonah Falcon Sep 1
Where's the Like button? Oh, right, this isn't Facebook.
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Jonah Falcon Sep 1
What about Cherry 2000?
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Jonah Falcon Sep 1
Yeah, my preorder from Amazon comes today.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmoooorrrrrries like the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiiiind... misty water-colored memories of the way we werrrrrrrrrrrrre.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
Just let the story play out. Eventually, if he wants the publicity, he'll have to whip it out on camera, like I did, a ton.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
No, I'm at work and this isn't a subject that's appropriate.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
(Meaning, according to the sonogram, his penis is normal-sized, with over a foot of stretched skin.)
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
I won't lose 2/3 of my penis if I get circumcised.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
He died 31 years ago.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 31
Now do it like Tony the Tiger. "It's grrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat!"
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