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Jonah Falcon
Actor/writer, all around nice, MOSTLY average guy.
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Jonah Falcon 10h
is awesome.
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Jonah Falcon 11h
Have you heard of the Drip Drop Diet? Two drops, two pounds!
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Jonah Falcon 22h
I'm too scared to close my eyes. Someone could take advantage of the situation and use their tongue on me - without my permission.
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Jonah Falcon 22h
I'm naked in bed. How did that happen? I don't remember taking off my clothes.
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Jon Favreau Aug 24
Trump flip-flopped on immigration, lied about Iraq, hired a lobbyist as campaign chief, hid his taxes, and bribed a public official. Change!
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
I'm going to bed completely naked with the window shades up. According to a neighbor with binoculars that allows the flu germs to escape.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Grindr is full of gay males. I did not know that. I thought they were just really friendly and concerned about my penis.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Are we fucking tonight or was that a flu-induced hallucination?
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Even though my rig can handle every game out there, I have low framerates even on bottom settings. Something wrong here.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
I have to say it: keyboard and mouse control in Deus Ex Mankind Divided is the fucking worst. Period.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Title of the year: ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Like 18 Quintillion Bowls of Oatmeal
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Huffington Post Aug 24
Donald Trump campaign manager has now reached full poll-truther mode 🚨
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Like Chachi and a racist underwear model. George Clooney? Pffft. Who's that?
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Is there a song out there called "Baby, Let's Fuck"? If not, I call dibs.
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Eurogamer.net Aug 24
We all know there's nothing trickier than picking the right Philip - has Civ 6 nailed it?
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Gamers on the C64 of a certain age have this tune burned into their brain forever.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
And a racist former underwear model.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
I looked up "full of shit" in the dictionary and saw Max Landis' face there.
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Jonah Falcon Aug 24
Bill Maher: "A more bland centrist you'll ever find. I'd you find her acary, you were abused by a real estate agent."
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