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Jon Land
BSc (Hons) Colouring In and Hitting Things With Hammers. Occasional runner. Regular cake-eater.
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Jim McCawber MEP Jul 16
The amount of young people walking around Brussels smoking their 'vapour sticks' is ridiculous. Those things are untried, untested and their potential effects and future impact on the NHS is unknown. I will stick to my Rothmans, thank you very much.
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Jon Land 3h
Aaaha yes, that fountain of knowledge and impartiality...
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Jon Land 3h
Replying to @Juice6471
I know, £90 for a pair of white trainers!!! 😳😂
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Jon Land 3h
Replying to @DellaHudsonFCA
I’d love a guide dog! They’re sooo cute! 😂
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Jon Land 4h
Just had my first ever optician appointment. Optician: “Just focus on the middle line of letters please”. Me: “Erm, I can only see two lines!” *shit! How blind am I?!* Optician: “Oh, sorry, the mirror’s been knocked!” 🙈😂
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Jon Land 6h
Was their second-to-none patio laying skills mitigating circumstances for their anti-social behaviour?
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Jon Land 6h
Replying to @jtok93 @_Ifcjay
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Jon Land 6h
Replying to @ourrachblogs @jtok93
You don’t see trousers like that much nowadays
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Jon Land 6h
Replying to @jasminkatie
Two lost souls living in a fish bowl...love this!
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Jon Land 6h
And that’s the real quiz!
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Jon Land 14h
Brexitarially speaking
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Jon Land 14h
LOLOLOLOLOLOL 🙃
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Jon Land 14h
Replying to @RealJulie @gregjames
YAAAAASSSS! This!
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Jon Land 14h
Replying to @jtok93
Women are equal
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Jon Land 14h
By telepathy?
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Jon Land 14h
Replying to @jtok93
I could change it, I could just say lady and not mention the orrible witch?
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Jon Land 14h
Hanging...
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Jon Land 14h
It’s called a delivery mate. Hospitals aren’t reality TV!
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Jon Land 15h
To the nearest hour please mate
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Jon Land retweeted
Lulu Jul 16
Just seen some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill
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