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Jonathan Hatchman
Food Editor . Occasional words for & elsewhere. Suffering Knicks fan. All opinions are my own, etc. info(at)
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Jonathan Hatchman 13h
Just watched Terry Jones as Mr Creosote for the 3882957th time. Laughed out loud. Still arguably the funniest (silliest) British film sketch of all time.
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 20
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 17
YES!
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 15
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 8
Replying to @cleanplateblog
Very strange. Connotations aside, battered sausage is possibly the worst, most offensive creation of all time.
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 8
A man on tube just asked if I fancy a bite of his battered sausage. Not sure how to deal with that. Feeling a bit repulsed
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 3
First review of 2020, one of my favourite 2019 openings.
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 1
My first press release of 2020 is about meat loaf (the singer). Can’t decide whether this is an omen for a good year to come, or if I want to be woken up in 2030
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Tommy Beer Dec 31
The Knicks are undefeated this decade. Happy new year y’all
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Jonathan Hatchman Jan 1
Replying to @joshbythesea
Go to the pie hut at the top on the hill, near the Greenwich Park main gate
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 31
A judge with a real soft spot for Ice Cube.
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 31
I mean we closed the year with two wins. I’ll happily take that. Got some faith in Mike, even though he does look like he’d be more suited to a job that involves pulling the lever on old sparky!
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 31
Hahaha! It’s a struggle. Eight seed in 2021 is maybe a realistic(ish) goal!
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 31
Absolutely! But who’s Nick? (Sorry, this whole not being a dick thing lasted for a whole eight minutes).
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 31
It’s easy to be a dick on Twitter, but not today. Was asked to participate in Eater’s end of year series - a site responsible for some work I really admire, and have enjoyed writing for this year. Feeling quite honoured, to be honest. Happy New Year x
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 29
It’s been a funny old year with lots of take-aways, some good, others not so great. But most importantly, battered octopus (in a chalice, bowl, plate, whatever) is absolutely *not the one*.
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 22
Remember when it was cool to hang mini boxing gloves from car rear view mirrors? No? Me neither.
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 13
Gutted. Today is a bad day. Doesn't change anything, but next time people from outside the city complain about how London is full of elitist pricks, be sure to show them this island of red (other than Kensington and Westminster, OBVS). Something to be proud of, at the very least.
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 12
A Christmas miracle
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Jonathan Hatchman Dec 11
11th December 2019: Just received my first pr email about Valentine's content. Officially lost the will to live.
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