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New York Times Bestselling Author of FINISH. Visit to get a copy. Married to Jenny. Dad to L.E. & McRae.
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Jon Acuff 16m
“Dat’s cause your mamuw just done cleaned your mouth out!” Real sentence I just heard a real human shout into the night at our campground. I guarantee that fight involved catfish.
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Jon Acuff 29m
Angela pound cake 57 put me on blast once. It hurt at first, but she was right in her assessment and I was able to rebuild, much like Stallone in Rocky 4. I think you’ll get through this.
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Jon Acuff 35m
Whoa, Angela Cake 83 just put you on blast.
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Jon Acuff 39m
Me: I bet the crowd at this $15 a night public campground won’t be rowdy. Things will be good. Narrator: Things were not good.
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Me: Help me find some sticks to light the fire pit. My 14yo: I brought something from home we can light on fire. Me: You packed something for the fire? What did you bring? My 14yo:
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Jon Acuff 4h
Camping in a public campground is a great way to spend time with your family and hate a whole bunch of complete strangers all at once.
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Jon Acuff 4h
The campsite we’re staying at has two showers. Today, someone smoked in one of them. They smoked while taking a shower. Maybe my new favorite hillbilly move. “I need my shampoo, my soap and my Lucky Strikes. No filters. Filters are for commies.”
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Jon Acuff 14h
I love when companies instead say, “We’d like you to freelance. It’s a big world and we know that you’ll be exposed to amazing ideas out there while freelancing that can help our company too.”
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Jon Acuff May 24
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Jon Acuff May 24
The most confusing sentence I’ve ever read in my life.
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Jon Acuff May 24
I’ve been camping this week in the middle of nowhere. You sent me an email and I didn’t respond?
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Jon Acuff May 24
Shout out to everyone who updated their privacy policy this week. I assume your policy is still, “Make the most money on me as possible without going to jail.”
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Jon Acuff May 24
That’s amazing. It’s almost like he’s doing it for a hot take.
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Jon Acuff May 24
Number 1 team for defense this season didn’t have a single player nominated for the all defensive team. Brad Stevens didn’t get a single vote for coach of the year. The Celtics love your doubt. Please keep it coming.
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Jon Acuff May 24
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Jon Acuff May 24
I told my kids I liked Subaru Outbacks. They said they were for old ladies who want an SUV but need low entry. I said cool dudes drive them. For a solid year, they counted cool dudes vs. old ladies in Outbacks. Final score: 342 old ladies 30 cool dudes
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Jon Acuff May 24
I’m not a zoologist, but I’m pretty sure that’s an anaconda.
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Jon Acuff May 24
The cool thing about camping is that every noise sounds like a drifter sneaking up on your tent to kill you in your sleep. (Wrote that tweet at 3AM in our tent this morning.)
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Jon Acuff May 23
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Jon Acuff May 23
$15 a night. Camping is pretty fantastic.
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