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That annoying person that gets good grades, but doesn't study much.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 21
That annoying moment when you are trying to watch something, and your whole family decides to have a competition, to see who can be the loudest.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 19
That walk of shame, when you have to put something back in a store, after your mom says no.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 18
Shutting down the computer and then 10 minutes later realizing you need it again.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 16
This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday tuuuuuuuuesday weeeeednesday thuuuursday friday weekend
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FUNNY TWEETS May 13
The awkward moment when everyone is talking during the class but the teacher only hears your voice.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 12
That one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 10
Writing "etc" on a test because you don't remember any more examples.
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☆Gabrielle☆ May 9
Never read anything more true😂😂
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FUNNY TWEETS May 9
When I don’t have money, I want to buy everything I see. When I do have money, I don’t know what to buy.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 8
People aren't afraid of saying "I love you". They are afraid of hearing the response.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 5
Asking Google questions you are too embarrassed to ask anyone else.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 2
That strange moment when fake friends share a fake smile.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 1
Sometimes I want to be sarcastic but I'm afraid they wouldn't get it and could actually like me.
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FUNNY TWEETS May 1
Don't be afraid of failures unless you want to live in the shadow waiting for the sun that may never come.
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The Cats Tweet Apr 30
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FUNNY TWEETS Apr 30
"Lets stay up all night!" 2 hours later "Screw this! I'm tired."
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FUNNY TWEETS Apr 29
Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge.
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FUNNY TWEETS Apr 28
Lazy rule: Can't reach it? Don't need it.
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FUNNY TWEETS Apr 26
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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