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Lauren Arnone Dodge
Writer for . Professional celebrity stalker. . Animal lover. Volleyball addict. Jack Nicholson obsessed.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 8h
using the word stroke... twice when describing Brantley's double. ((Giggles))
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 8h
Bieber walking away from that strike out like...
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Replying to @kevingamin @Indians
Haha. I don't know how but I can draw a wicked stick figure on a bird.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Replying to @kevingamin @Indians
LOL! That would be sweet. Or one where Edwin is on the back of a Parrot, riding it around the bases.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Replying to @sliversofnature @MLB
What?! You don't like to balance your asshole on the furthest & highest point in a stadium?
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Edwins ball be like... up 3-0.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Lindors ball like... take the lead.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 9h
Replying to @SnwbrdrXoXo7
Teehehe. My fingers are twitching.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 12h
Drove past a dead squirrel with a cigarette butt laying next to its head. For the sake of "likes" and "retweets" I wanted to stop, take a picture and make a meme like "smoking kills" but I wasn't prepared emotionally, 🐿️☠️.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 19h
It does...it totally does. 😒
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 19h
Dammit!!!! It just tastes so much better than the reg, to me at least and it's only has 10 calories. 🤓
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 19h
Replying to @PlayLine
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 19h
Well. Yes and no. Some ingredient in it makes me have to use the bathroom within, 5-10 mins but then I'm fine after that. Probably should quit the stuff but I'm a gluten for punishment.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 19h
Replying to @PlayLine
This is super!! Don't have my card on me but come 4:15 if this is still a thing I'll definitely hook it up. Thanks for these great offers.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 21h
Replying to @KellyKaman
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 23h
Yeah! I know! Zoo I can do without and actually forget about it till yesterday but still a bummer. LA was a new show but funny, it was different but I'll survive without it.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 23h
Replying to @thatsVeryKari
She seeked for diarrhea this early in the morning and so she pressed her lips to a RedBull can. Never stop a woman who's determined.
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Lauren Arnone Dodge 23h
Had an intense dream with 's character (Nichols) last night, either I was a lesbian in a past life or I'm super obsessed with . 💁‍♀️ Either way - 👌
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