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it's me, john.
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it's me, john. Jul 31
Kermit's new voice is genuinely the worst.
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it's me, john. Jul 12
Replying to @Maisie_BTD
Evil child
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it's me, john. Jul 12
What’s it like having a kid?
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it's me, john. Jul 6
So I got about 7 minutes into Hamilton before I cringed so hard I had to turn it off
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it's me, john. Jun 26
Replying to @MinotaurSauce
Just spray it on your toast
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it's me, john. Jun 20
I’m happy to report that my package was left under the green bean
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𝕃𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕟「アトラス」🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 🍥 Jun 15
Takin a big SHIT
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it's me, john. Jun 3
Replying to @RoryMSpence
You could use something like GeForce Now or Stadia to play new games on your laptop, as long as your internet is fairly good.
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it's me, john. May 31
God I just wish I was at Nando’s right now fuck
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it's me, john. May 1
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it's me, john. Apr 30
pengis
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it's me, john. Apr 19
@daisyandbert27 mayo bread, dunno what it tastes like yet. 😬
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it's me, john. Apr 12
Replying to @mattstew_art
Bad
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it's me, john. Apr 10
The upside of staying home is that I've gotten pretty ok at pancakes.
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it's me, john. Apr 3
Replying to @begtodifferpod
I definitely felt sad for the animals but my god the people are just fascinating
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BegToDiffer Podcast Apr 1
Happy birthday to !! Hope you have a great day that’s sort of like this picture.
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it's me, john. Mar 31
My sister sent me this in a birthday card and I can't help but feel she's calling me a lazy asshole
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it's me, john. Mar 31
Replying to @RoryMSpence
I dunno man, cancelling my birthday is kinda mean
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it's me, john. Mar 31
Replying to @begtodifferpod
Why would you you just think about them when you could put them all together for us to cringe with you?
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it's me, john. Mar 30
Damn, this quarantine is making you thirsty
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