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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 21h
"Absent-minded" and "motorists" are words I never want to see in the same sentence.
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JohnKelly 21h
I'm thinking some people deserve to have their cars stolen...
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JohnKelly 22h
Transcription fails: What you say isn’t always what you get. Been to a good "past over satyr" lately?
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JohnKelly Jun 30
Aboard the Conservative Party's bus...
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JohnKelly Jun 30
The Tories should spread some toys in front of party leader candidates and see who chooses the ones belonging to David Cameron.
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JohnKelly Jun 29
Lovely evening for baseball. Lovely evening for anything, really.
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JohnKelly Jun 29
An incredible achievement, that series. It's the "Hamilton" of true-crime/social ramification documentary.
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JohnKelly Jun 29
I don't understand people who say "We never even lock our doors at night." I mean, how hard is it to lock your doors?
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JohnKelly Jun 29
Talk about bad luck. Woodpeckers are attacking side view mirrors on a Silver Spring street.
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Kevin Cole Jun 28
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NACDL Jun 28
Volunteers hope mailed books will help prison inmates turn the page
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David Fahrenthold Jun 28
Here's the story as it stands now: Trump promised millions to charity. We found less than $10,000 over 7 years.
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JohnKelly Jun 28
I do love . On Farage: "There is soft power, and then there is politics as erectile dysfunction."
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JohnKelly Jun 28
Here's something I never expected to see: on Brexit. (He called the French a bad word.)
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JohnKelly Jun 28
Group mails books to inmates, who like Westerns, wicca, how-to. But Texas has restrictions.
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JohnKelly Jun 27
Watching Prime Minister's questions. Idea for band name: The Right Honourable Gentleman. Title of first album: "The New Government."
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JohnKelly Jun 27
I crave hollyhocks, I get ferns. This is the bitter truth when you have a shady yard
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JohnKelly Jun 27
In advance of UK vacation I bought pounds on Friday, wanting to avoid the 'bounce.' Pound lower today. I suck at currency speculation.
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JohnKelly Jun 26
Cersei woke up next to Bob Newhart and said it was all a dream! season finale.
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JohnKelly Jun 26
It's the photographic equivalent of a fancy restaurant serving baby carrots with the greens still attached at the top
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