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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 9h
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By the way, that last image shows a squirrel frozen in carbonite for defying the Empire. I'll have the full story in tomorrow's column.
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JohnKelly 9h
Eric, we've been over this: Chipmunks ARE squirrels. Don't make me come over there and confiscate your nuts.
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JohnKelly 9h
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Oh, and I apologize for the massive photo of my face that appeared with that last tweet. I know you would have preferred a squirrel. So here's one:
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JohnKelly 9h
If you've been wondering, "Where can I access all stories in one convenient place?" I have the answer: All of my columns -- and a nifty online squirrel knowledge quiz! -- are stuffed there, like nuts in a chipmunk's cheeks.
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JohnKelly 11h
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I can see them on my web browser and on my phone. There's only one photo in the paper.
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JohnKelly 11h
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JohnKelly 11h
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Hey , you did know about it. Here's my story about you from 2016:
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Jude 15h
I was getting out of the shower when Max came this mornjng. She ate a cookie, teased my cat and tried to come in our front door. I still love her.
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JohnKelly 12h
If, at some point today, you feel blue/morose/depressed, click on this link. These are the winners of our annual photo contest and a more smile-inducing, spirit-lifting bunch of pictures you will not find.
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Mindfulness Wellness 21h
Incredible colors .. Nasmaté 🙏
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JohnKelly 15h
Just a few days left. Check out our photo contest winners.
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JohnKelly Apr 18
Chipmunks are squirrels.
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ahrcanum Apr 18
Ha, shenanigans w a cat. are cool.
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Sublime Squirrel🐿🥜💗 Apr 18
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🌊 Shelby 🌊 Apr 18
The squirrels are taking over during at the !
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JohnKelly Apr 18
As a employee, you are not eligible. Also, that photo does not capture emotion, tell a story or memorialize an iconic moment. Try shooting at the "Golden Hour."
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JohnKelly Apr 18
Here's my story from 2016. Will someone step up to fill the water-skiing squirrel gap?
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JohnKelly Apr 18
Twiggy is water-skiing into the sunset.
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