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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly Jun 22
Meet the new dog. Same as the old dog. DC introduces Bandel, its new arson-detecting K-9, and says goodbye to Roo
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JohnKelly Jun 21
Dinner theater at 30,000 feet: launches "immersive" inflight entertainment & ground-based offerings
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JohnKelly Jun 21
Ever given something to charity that you meant to keep? That's what happened with this ceremonial key to DC
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JohnKelly Jun 20
Replying to @BreGoodwin @POTUS
You've tagged the wrong John Kelly.
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JohnKelly Jun 20
This guy pretended to be a law enforcement officer in Montgomery County, Md. Cops wanna know if you saw him
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JohnKelly Jun 20
I met the guy who founded Marlo Furniture. He's 85 and hasn't slowed down a bit. Now he wants to sell you art.
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JohnKelly Jun 19
Lovely spew from some of the National Cathedral's gargoyles.
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JohnKelly Jun 19
Replying to @pennwynne
What's the point of having kids if you can't make fun of them from time to time? We kid because we lovely, er, love.
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JohnKelly Jun 19
Perspective | Make way for Beatrice. My adult daughter is back for the summer. Make of that what you will.
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JohnKelly Jun 18
Answer Man learns to swim with Florence Skadding, the 1920s ‘Washington Mermaid’
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JohnKelly Jun 17
Dads give the best advice, right? Depends on the Dad. Here's my 2015 collection of paternal advice from 59 fathers
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JohnKelly Jun 17
Replying to @JeffBezos
Here at The Post we invite DC-area charities to apply, choose 3 and invite readers to donate.
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JohnKelly Jun 15
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And by 'fly' I mean the zippered closure of that gentleman's trousers."
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JohnKelly Jun 15
Just had a behind-the-scenes look at where the two main dressing rooms are marked 'Star A' and 'Star 1' for obvious reasons.
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JohnKelly Jun 15
In all the recent hoopla, it's possible you missed this lovely story on federal arts funding by
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JohnKelly Jun 15
Sushi chef Greg at Soho Cafe at 13th and K has introduced a new roll: Comey's Crazy Wrath. Can a Mueller-themed roll be in the works?
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JohnKelly Jun 15
Replying to @LizaLovesBaking
Don't let the snakes win! Take back the basement!
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JohnKelly Jun 15
And Superman would like it back, please.
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JohnKelly Jun 15
Replying to @davezatz
I'm opening a mongoose-rental business.
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JohnKelly Jun 15
A Maryland woman wakes up with a searing pain in her hand. A copperhead bit her. It's still in her bed. Yikes.
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