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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 21m
About to pay $12 for a chicken sandwich from a food truck. But it's a Jose Andres food truck.
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JohnKelly 5h
UK politician wants people to use a stick to 'flick' their dog's poo into the bushes. We prefer bags, thank you
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JohnKelly Mar 26
As the man sang, "Let your laylight shine." Well, not really, but here's what that word means
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JohnKelly Mar 24
I'm with you. I don't like the tooth-feel.
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JohnKelly Mar 24
Ha! As the son of a pilot, this resonates.
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JohnKelly Mar 24
Brad's Wife is the one who got turned into a chicken-fried steak when she looked back at Cracker Barrel, right?
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Kenneth Payne Mar 24
via Oxford University Marginalia
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JohnKelly Mar 23
Some surly readers are commenting that I should carry a map and consult the web site before riding. Um...
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JohnKelly Mar 22
Found this in an 1893 Washington Evening Star: 'Why Do Women Work?' Fairly progressive, especially reason No. 1. No. 6 kinda sad, though.
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JohnKelly Mar 22
I'm not sure what you mean. She's been talking to Metro's ad company and they haven't raised any red flags.
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JohnKelly Mar 22
I like that idea. But might it be a hazard to planes in and out of National?
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JohnKelly Mar 22
In the USA, corporations are! (Also, Soylent Green.)
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JohnKelly Mar 22
First London. Now Washington? There's an effort afoot (a-paw?) to fill a DC Metro station with photos of cats
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JohnKelly Mar 22
Never been so happy to hear Andrew Gold's 'Lonely Boy' come from my iPhone's speakers. It means it survived its accidental bath.
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JohnKelly Mar 21
"When Harry Met Sally" was a great movie. "When My iPhone Met the Toilet," not so much. Don't bother calling me. It's sitting in rice now.
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JohnKelly Mar 21
I wrote about Arthur C. Moore's idea to turn old Metro cars into apartments. He expands the notion with
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JohnKelly Mar 21
I'm setting up a disco ball and a dental mirror in my hall closet for anyone who can't get tickets to at the
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JohnKelly Mar 21
Not bad. You should bundle these up and email them to me.
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JohnKelly Mar 21
World Poetry Day Send me your haiku about Spring in Washington [john.kelly@washpost.com w/ 'DC Haiku' in subject line. Make 'em good.]
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JohnKelly Mar 21
. 's official Squirrel Week is fast approaching! Have you entered my annual squirrel photo contest?
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