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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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John Cleese 11h
The appropriate response to the news about Rebekah Brooks is a howl of dare Murdoch give two fingers to our nation ?
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Nauti Foods 11h
What a glorious day! We are on the water all day so go ahead DC,
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JohnKelly Aug 28
You can stop looking for a panda cub name, . I have the winner: Elvis, in honor of another rock star whose twin sadly died.
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JohnKelly Aug 25
I think you're looking for
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JohnKelly Aug 23
Halfway through my UK vacation. I shall call it "English People Eating Ice Cream."
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JohnKelly Aug 22
Congratulations, Mei Xiang, on your new panda twins. Don't listen to the haters who complain you don't know who the father is.
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JohnKelly Aug 22
I saw so many sheep on the Yorkshire moors today, I decided to have lamb shank for dinner.
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New Republic Aug 19
BOOK REVIEW: Adam Johnson weaves tales of trauma in “Fortune Smiles.”
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JohnKelly Aug 19
Checked in to our hotel in York. Hungry. Fearful that all restaurants here serve only York Peppermint Patties.
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JohnKelly Aug 17
Taxi dashboard tells temperature in DC: 97 degrees. Current temperature in York, England: 57 degrees.
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JohnKelly Aug 17
I just got 10 new pairs of Jockeys so now I'm stack ranking all of my boxer briefs. Adios underperforming underwear.
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JohnKelly Aug 16
So many stores at Mall in Annapolis that will fix your cracked iPhone screen but no place that offers to break it.
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JohnKelly Aug 15
Squirrels in Yosemite are carrying plague. Still, I can't think of a cuter way to catch Black Death.
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Nauti Foods Aug 14
Its Friday, so grab that paddle & ! We'll be over by til 7 & then for live music!
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JohnKelly Aug 14
It's the subhed on the Web version that's oh-so- Guardian: "...and proves that ours is the most misogynist age in history."
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JohnKelly Aug 14
Faced with replacing our beloved TV, I face that eternal question: to 4K or not to 4K.
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JohnKelly Aug 13
Yes, that was me you heard interviewed earlier today by CFRB 1010 AM, Canada's largest talk station. I can't get arrested by U.S. radio.
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JohnKelly Aug 13
New Campaign 2016 coffee thermos joins Campaign 2012 thermos. Collect the whole set! Thank you
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JohnKelly Aug 13
My free advice to : All those OTHER defects you know about but haven't fixed yet, fix them now.
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JohnKelly Aug 13
Sisters doing it for themselves: A thoughtful review of the new film from Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig via
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