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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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Lice Clinics America 6h
has some wisdom for new parents. Pick a saying, and apply it liberally for the next 20 years:
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JohnKelly 13h
Aren't you nice? Thank you.
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JohnKelly 15h
And I don't have anywhere to put my stuff. Better rent a storage space.
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JohnKelly 15h
I blame Wes Anderson.
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JohnKelly 21h
Five years ago 10% of men's dress shirts were slim fit. Today, half are. End the tyranny of the slim fit shirt!
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JohnKelly Jun 28
Think you could catch a baseball tossed from the Washington Monument? In 1908, Gabby Street did. Thought AND caught.
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JohnKelly Jun 27
I expect soon I'll be admonishing people who are Jet Skiing on the sidewalk.
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JohnKelly Jun 27
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JohnKelly Jun 27
My Lovely Wife sez she's tired of using sump pump to drain flooded basement stairwell.Wants regrading($$$). I say she's so good at sumping.
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JohnKelly Jun 27
Dog really not excited about his afternoon walk in this torrential rain. Hey, I'm not thrilled about it, either.
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JohnKelly Jun 26
Members of outside Farragut North asking people to sign petition against name of Snyder's NFL team.
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JohnKelly Jun 26
I'm on a new train! I'm on a new train! All is forgiven, Metro! (Just kidding.)
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JohnKelly Jun 26
"Open the 'pod bay doors,' HAL."
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JohnKelly Jun 26
In 2013 I wrote about Lee/Jackson Confederate flag windows. Now they decide to deal w/ them.
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JohnKelly Jun 25
A floating food truck spreading yummy joy on the Potomac River? This man made it happen.
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Abner Oakes Jun 25
Great piece in today's DC's first floating food truck! FYI
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Royal Air Force Jun 25
"The Few" of the RAF V Luftwaffe in the early weeks of the Battle of Britain.
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JohnKelly Jun 24
The Daily Mail surfaces trend of fathers and daughters getting matching tattoos. Nothing creepy about that, right?
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JohnKelly Jun 24
DC isn't exactly 'magical.' An Arlington entrepreneur is trying to change that.
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JohnKelly Jun 24
These colonoscopy docs sound unprofessional, sure, but I'd hate for certain newsroom conversations to get out.
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