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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 4h
Thanks for the praise. Just doing my job as part of the media, working under our great First Amendment.
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JohnKelly 4h
Replying to @10223335
I think you've confused me with someone else.
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JohnKelly 16h
Can you stop tagging me, please? I'm not who you think I am. Thanks.
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JohnKelly Oct 22
Replying to @whatsamatta_u
You've tagged the wrong John Kelly.
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JohnKelly Oct 22
Yep, I'm verified. But I don't think I'm who you think I am.
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JohnKelly Oct 22
For people asking how to get "Democracy dies in darkness" T-shirt: (My idea: glow-in-the-dark ink.)
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JohnKelly Oct 22
I have a T-shirt that says "Democracy dies in darkness." Now I need one that says "Don't blame the messenger."
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JohnKelly Oct 22
As awful as things seem in the world, we must take some consolation in the fact that at least the Yankees are not in the World Series.
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JohnKelly Oct 21
Replying to @melodioushounds
I have new hashtag: It's to remind people to think carefully lest they tag the wrong person. Let's get it trending!
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JohnKelly Oct 21
Replying to @The_A_Prentice
Hey Prentice, instead of tagging the first John Kelly that pops up, maybe make sure it's the one you want.
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JohnKelly Oct 21
Replying to @RonCharles @WSJ
And, actually, who wants to laugh in the sack?
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JohnKelly Oct 21
Er.... "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, white courtesy phone...."
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JohnKelly Oct 20
What's it like being on these days? This kinda sums it up. Still, nice of this guy to walk it back a bit.
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JohnKelly Oct 20
Replying to @Ethan2036
Thank you. (We should probably all take a breath before tweeting something. I've regretted a few.)
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JohnKelly Oct 19
Sex and drugs and Sleestaks: All of that and more is in the memoir from child star . Meet her tonite:
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JohnKelly Oct 19
Replying to @AmandaMSidesRN1
Amanda! In these perilous times, we must be careful. And that means making sure we tag the right John Kelly. I'm not him.
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JohnKelly Oct 19
An owl on an airplane is like a dolphin in a submarine or a box full of moles on the subway. Still, it happened:
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JohnKelly Oct 19
Replying to @newnewspage @panetta
Not for the first time, you've tagged the wrong John Kelly. Also the wrong Leon Panetta. Do you care?
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JohnKelly Oct 18
The day in DC that Jimi Hendrix turned to Bill Havu and said: "You want to play drums?" Bill said yes.
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JohnKelly Oct 18
Replying to @iamjazzergal
I don't have any sons, just daughters. Also: You tagged the wrong John Kelly.
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