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JohnKelly
Washington Post columnist, rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
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JohnKelly 13h
Is that I see outside The Post? Man, I really need some frozen custard. Don't run out, man! Be right down!
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JohnKelly 13h
In retrospect, it was not a good idea to walk from the Natl Gallery of Art to The Post. Even seersucker can't make up for the blast furnace.
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JohnKelly 15h
It's only speculation but is it possible that due to the eclipse, panda Mei Xiang is pregnant with a blue-eyed dragon? 🐼 🐉
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JohnKelly 17h
See 300 vintage DC postcard images at including my fave, this psychedelic light show
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @ColleenCosgriff
I can't remember. It's probably an old WashingtonPost photo.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @algeebraten
For you, of course.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
That eclipse has exhausted me. Time for a nap. I feel like I personally dragged the moon across the surface of the sun.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Be careful, guys. We don't need no Jose Felicianos in
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JohnKelly Aug 21
The stars and planets align....
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Is it possible to get second-hand eye damage just from reading about how dangerous it is to look at the eclipse?
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JohnKelly Aug 21
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @TheMickyDolenz1 @tmbg
Eclipse totality in Carbondale, IL, will last 2 mins, 38 secs, exact same time as "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by .
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @TheMickyDolenz1
Eclipse totality in Carbondale, IL, will last 2 mins, 38 secs, exact same time as length of "Stop Your Sobbing" by Pretenders.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @TheMickyDolenz1
Eclipse totality in Carbondale, IL, will last 2 mins, 38 secs, exact same time as length of "Wild Thing" by the Troggs.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Replying to @TheMickyDolenz1
Eclipse totality in Carbondale, IL, will last 2 mins, 38 secs, exact same time as length of "She" by the Monkees.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
Eclipse totality in Carbondale, IL, will last 2 mins, 38 secs, exact same time as length of "I Got the Feelin'" by James Brown.
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JohnKelly Aug 21
I know it's not Squirrel Week -- that's in April -- but I'm workshopping a squireenplay, er, screenplay
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JohnKelly Aug 21
You've heard of Seal Team 6? Meet Squirrel Team 6. No bird feeder is safe from this crew of furry felons.
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JohnKelly Aug 20
Replying to @lkn6731
Thank you.
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JohnKelly Aug 20
Replying to @bonniebenwick
Just for a day. On in the morning, off at night, into the trash. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE.
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