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Pasty Guy
I support a Premier League club that is managed by Rafael Benitez (for now). Tend to talk shite in front of a camera on post match.
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Sibs 🔰 13h
Finally started watching the Sunderland documentary on Netflix. Brilliant viewing so far. Favourite part is when the CEO is looking at a list of transfer targets with scouts, talking about how they're on a tight budget and goes "why am I looking at Ibrahimovic?" Comedy club.
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Pasty Guy 14h
Replying to @JordyDem
Train merchant
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DT 23h
It does. Now explain why you named your badge after Jim White
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Dobby Solano 22h
Absolutely massive game this weekend. Another midfield masterclass from Longstaff, Sol Bamba to need therapy after the torture he’s gonna receive from Rondon and Warnock be that sick of his life he’ll sack off football and go back to working in Gringotts bank!
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Scotty ⚫⚪NUFC⚫⚪ 22h
@ 1.51pm THAT ROAR when the Villa score filtered through at SJP 😍 fans losing their shit 😂
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Pizza Hut Restaurants 18h
Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992...
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Pizza Hut Restaurants 18h
When the admin returns from watching Netflix
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Pizza Hut Restaurants 20h
Hi , we’ve just seen a suspicious looking man peering through our chef’s window. Can you let us know if you’re planning to put Pizza on the menu in the club canteen?
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RB. Jan 16
Mad how this is the same lad lol.
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RB. Jan 17
Shelvey Injured Lascelles Injured Dummett Injured Diame Injured Clark Injured Hayden Injured Ki Sung-yueng on international duty Stadium is falling apart In the relegation zone Fans duped into a takeover Rafa off at the end of the season And we aren't signing anyone. What a club
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The Vulgar Critic Jan 16
Ironic really, that their podcast is called Wise Men Say and then they hoy some morons in front of a microphone and hope for the best.
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Dom Hardman Jan 16
Don’t tell me she’s been spying on Derby as well
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Jake Jan 16
Corbyn the maniac not wanting to murder people. The replies to this are abhorrent
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Jake Humphrey Jan 16
Rather eventful journey home from Blackburn last night. Thankfully only a few bumps and bruises.🤕 I just want to call out the Lincolnshire Police, the brilliant local fire service...and the lovely family in East Heckington who got the kettle on❤️. All great, kind folk. Thanks x
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Pasty Guy Jan 16
Rafa has literally been working under an insufficient budget since we got promoted to the Premier League. Btw you should be thanking Ellis Short for giving David Moyes a big budget which he wasted spectacularly
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NUFCThreatLevel Jan 16
Here’s a quiz. Can anyone without going on Google name Sunderland’s last five managers? Who can name the current one?
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Liam Jan 16
The same English press that are kicking off about Bielsa and his ‘spying’ are the same English press that were ‘spying’ on the England training camp during the World Cup and leaked their plans right before a game. Their hypocrisy holds no bounds
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Pasty Guy Jan 16
So basically if Theresa May hadn't bribed the DUP she'd have lost that vote. Didn't think it would be that close
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Jon Mackenzie Jan 16
Frank Lampard: "Bielsa cheated!" Marcelo Bielsa: "Welcome to my lecture: 'How to beat Frank Lampard's Derby County'"
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Pasty Guy Jan 16
Replying to @hannah__banks
Don't forget ya pencil case either
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