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Jo Furniss
Mum, author, terrible coffee snob.
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Jo Furniss Oct 20
I couldn’t possibly rival your legendary maracas. I’m going to try to rouse the crowd with my cymbals.
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Jo Furniss Oct 19
Ear plugs, mask, sticks...
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Jo Furniss Oct 19
Bagsy the maracas
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Jo Furniss Oct 19
Replying to @TEKinsey
My son had a lesson today and I was SO envious of his ability to make music. If you got the skillz don’t lose it!!
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Jo Furniss Oct 17
😆😆
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Jo Furniss Oct 16
Love it!!!
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Jo Furniss Oct 16
Replying to @mredwards
It’s a rubbish year for parties and publications :( But fab about the anthology, I’ll zip it over xx
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Jo Furniss Oct 16
Replying to @mredwards
Urgh, sorry - I’ve been making and cancelling 50th plans for my hubbie all year, and we’ve finally just about conceded defeat - even the table-for-six booking may have to go :(
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Porter Anderson Oct 15
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Jo Furniss Oct 15
I can provide a poodle who likes nothing more than sitting inside your jumper...
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Jo Furniss Oct 14
Replying to @elle_croft
I’ve got weirdly into house plants, just caring for them and watching them thrive is very calming. Taking cutting and replanting etc. Dogs are ludicrously hopeful, I like the way labradors in particular are sure everyone is going to like them. Also avoiding the news!!
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Jo Furniss Oct 13
I’m dreading this!
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Jo Furniss Oct 12
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Jo Furniss Oct 12
Replying to @MsRachaelBlok
😆😆 so glad it’s not just me
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Jo Furniss Oct 11
Replying to @grahammort
I read that as “thinking about string” and was trying to work out your metaphor for quite a while
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Jo Furniss Oct 11
Replying to @drbethmiller @vpeanuts
Niiiice
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Jo Furniss Oct 11
Replying to @drbethmiller @vpeanuts
Wow! How horrible... I can imagine that, to the wrong person, those agent-writer pitch sessions are a massive power trip
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Jo Furniss Oct 10
Back atcha! X
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Jo Furniss Oct 9
Replying to @harriet_tyce
Plenty to be bitter about...
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Elle Croft Author Oct 9
This is so exciting! Coming soon: audio book, narrated by the one and only John Sessions! Massive thanks to for generously donating studio time 💙
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