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Brosephine Wires
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Laura Mahler Feb 14
Conversation at the grocery store today that I'm still mad about: Older man, nodding to my shirt: "Do you have a boyfriend who goes to Texas Law?" Me: "No..?" Him: "Where did you get that shirt?" Me: "*I* go to Texas Law." Him: "Oh. Hm." 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Born Miserable 5m
KIM KARDASHIAN: in this house, nobody can hear you scream KENNY G: [sad flute sound]
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Brosephine Wires 4m
Now and then, I’m reminded we don’t have a secretary of defense and the panic sets in all over again
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Andrew Shvarts 4h
Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”
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Brosephine Wires 6m
No. I reject this image
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Josh Mankiewicz 23m
A Real Hot Mess: How Grits Got Weaponized Against Cheating Men
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A Literal Homosexual 23m
Me 2 minutes after dragging my miserable, cereal-filled body to yoga after whining about not wanting to go for 45 minutes: “Honestly I just love yoga so much, it’s such a holistic practice that’s almost addictive once you really get into it”
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Paul Bronks Feb 15
"Dave, leave it, he ain't worth it, bro"
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Kyle Griffin 3h
Farmers across the Midwest going bankrupt. Chapter 12 filings have doubled since 2008 in Illinois, Indiana and Wisconsin.
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Martin Munson 6h
Me: Hey, how are things going with your new $150 tempur-pedic bed? Pug:
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George Conway 4h
We should highly question the mental stability of a president of the United States who would lie about whether the United States had been on the verge of starting “World War III” with another state possessing nuclear weapons.
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southpaw 1h
An icy reception for Pence’s call that Europe withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal leads to what I can only describe as a Blair Witch inhalation from the VP.
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elizabeth williams 1h
Just listening to "Jessie's Girl" with 13 and he said "ok, but what's her name? Why doesn't he call her by her name?" I've done my job, world, don't fuck him up.
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Veryfried Account 😬 11h
“Hey, bro. You’re not staying inside there on a ...Come on...let’s go...” 😂❤️
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Brosephine Wires 31m
Replying to @phranqueigh
Wow. This is good tea.
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Frankie Zelnick 49m
Today’s tea: ) ) ) ( ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(____ \ You are not /_ \ a reflection / | \ of the people /__ | \ who will not / \ love you / \____________/
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shannon Jan 19
Baby boomers are calling millennials snowflakes like they don’t have to use a bath mat to keep themselves from slipping in the shower
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Joyce Alene 8h
Trump has an opportunity, with a greatly weakened NRA, to address gun violence in a way none of his predecessors have been able to. A solid majority of Americans favor restrictions & the House is moving legislation. A strong leader would seize this moment.
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Ben Wexler Feb 15
- 911, what’s your emergency? - well lemme begin by saying I don’t need to do this
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Mr. Drinks On Me Feb 13
This is the sort of thing you film because no one would believe you otherwise.
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