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Jake McManus
I'm like a reverse-trickster, constantly being tricked!
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Jake McManus Jul 14
Working at an Italian restaurant is insane, customers will ask you how to say a wine name or pasta and you just pronounce in a Mario voice and they believe it. They eat that shit up.
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Jake McManus Jul 14
Replying to @Jmac7973
Cut to six months later when I win an award for this tweet, probably Woman of the Year, “no no no, I didn’t do it for me, I did it for woman,” they give me a solid gold statue that weighs 600 pounds.
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Jake McManus Jul 14
Getting sick of all these manifestos— how about a WOMANifesto for once!!
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Sen. Mike Gravel Jul 12
We're so close. Tag a friend you think hasn't donated to us yet.
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Dave Weigel Jul 12
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Jake McManus Jul 9
Pouring one out for my homie, Ross Perot 😔 missing that guy rn
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Bernie Sanders Jul 8
DC is flooded. It was 90 degrees in Alaska last week. Sea ice has shrunk to record lows in Antarctica. June was the hottest month ever recorded. And today Trump is "touting" his environmental record. We don't have time for more lies. We must address the climate crisis now.
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Jake McManus Jul 8
Excuse me, sir, but you can not be an obvious sugar daddy on a date and then tip like shit. That goes against the Sugar Daddy Code
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Jake McManus Jul 3
LIKE this tweet to send a dopamine rush straight to Jake’s brain!! RT to inject rat poison into his blood, killing him instantly.
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Jake McManus Jul 3
Replying to @rolcush
I never wanted to upset the Gemini community. I am sorry.
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Jake McManus Jul 3
Replying to @rolcush
U also a Gemini?
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Jake McManus Jul 3
Replying to @coffeejelly44
Think they were telling you to turn them down yourself
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Jake McManus Jul 3
Replying to @emmmacasey
You don’t like astronomy?
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Jake McManus Jul 3
Me and my bros checking each other’s horoscopes, looking at each one another’s costars, deep talking the position of the moon and how much we hate Gemini’s
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Jake McManus Jun 30
Replying to @vasandwitch
That’s Dr. Dipshit to you
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Jake McManus Jun 30
Working on getting my name changed to Mr. Dipshit. No first name.
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Jake McManus Jun 26
Replying to @RattMettig
Loving the new Carly Rae, not feeling too hot about present day America
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AP Stylebook Jun 25
Reports conducted by advocacy and industry groups, even though many employ accomplished scientists, should be treated with caution. That research is generally designed to make a point, not to look for an answer objectively.
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Jake McManus Jun 21
Fully convinced that the water in Boston is poisonous and that I’m gonna keep sluggin down until it kills me
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Jake McManus Jun 20
When will I finally be rewarded for doing just the bare minimum 😫😫
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