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Jake McManus
I'm like a reverse-trickster, constantly being tricked!
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Jake McManus Apr 21
So I’m going to Hell, right?
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Jake McManus Apr 21
Replying to @choccakecity
This list is designed to make no one happy
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Jake McManus Apr 20
Trying to convince the bartender I’m Neil Armstrong’s grandson so he’ll give me a free drink. And it is not working.
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Jake McManus Apr 19
Challenging Brad Stevens to a physical fight over who gets to be head coach of the Celtics. Brad, the proverbial “ball” is in your proverbial “court”
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Jake McManus Apr 18
Everyone over 45 has, like, a really strong opinion about Howard Stern
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Jake McManus Apr 15
Not fronting when I say the result of my tarot reading is that I should see a therapist
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Jake McManus Apr 7
Oh wow you have a podcast haha that’s so lame bro 😂 you like what just like talk into a mic haha what a loser 🤣 haha so yeah bro when can I be a guest
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Jake McManus retweeted
joe gleason tweeted this Apr 6
BREAKING: My grassroots write-in campaign in the SGA Elections was successful in every way. I won five cabinet positions, and will accept the position of President of the Class of 2020. This isn't just a victory for me, it's a victory for all Emerson LionKind! Thx 2 my beGLEAvers
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Jake McManus Apr 4
Yo so I finally washed my sheets and I do not understand what this hype was about
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Jake McManus retweeted
joe gleason tweeted this Apr 3
Hello Emerson Twitter! It’s my favorite time of the year! SGA Voting Season! On this Election Day, I’d like to ask that you write in ‘Joe Gleason’ for every category. With me in power I’ll make the dining hall free, and add prosciutto to the build your own sandwich bar! 1/2
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Jake McManus Mar 22
So sick of people approaching me in person, everyday, “Jake, I love your tweets,” “Jake, you’re such a Twitter God,” “Please, please sign my Twitter.” No, I will not sign your Twitter for you, get that shit out of my face.
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Jake McManus Mar 19
On the bus rn and gotta say, SOMEBODY smells like shit... and it is me 😎
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Jake McManus Mar 13
Going through all my recommended YouTube videos without watching them, commenting “This was 50% good but also 50% bad” on every one, trying to stir up controversy
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Jake McManus Mar 10
Replying to @kc42069
This was the last day anybody saw Jake’s face after permanently covering himself in a veil of shame
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Jake McManus Mar 10
Replying to @Jmac7973
fuck
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Jake McManus Mar 10
Replying to @Jmac7973
Showing this tweet to people approaching the seat next to me and then awkwardly explaining that my name is Jake, followed by an explanation as to why I’m such an asshole (I.e. lying about my blood pressure)
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Jake McManus Mar 10
I will jackknife anyone who tries to sit next to me on this Megabus, or as I like to say, I will jakeknife them
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Jake McManus Mar 9
In 24 hours I will officially tweet, for the very first time, “the f word”
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Jake McManus Mar 7
Replying to @boushbo
No love for dropkick murphys?
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Jake McManus Mar 3
Replying to @youthpast0r
Come over
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