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James Felton
Comedy writer. Sunburn: 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: Waterstones: Amazon:
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James Felton 2h
—> phase 1: small scale tests | phase 2: larger tests | phase 3: even larger tests | followed by vigorous peer review | phase 4: man on internet whose | only qualification is he’s been to | Boots twice says “that’s bollocks” |_______________________|
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James Felton 3h
I don't know who sort the tags out, but I picture them there wrapped in an England flag and eating a pie
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The Poke 3h
‘We’re a much better country’ – 7 favourite responses to Gavin Williamson’s vaccine boast
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James Felton 3h
Replying to @theatreofchips
Could... could you sort the "bestseller in history of India" while you're there
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James Felton 3h
Replying to @yungee__
Going to ride this series out to retirement
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James Felton 3h
Replying to @JimMFelton
It has pictures, and buddy do you need pictures.
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James Felton 3h
Some light reading for Gavin Williamson.
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Damien Owens 4h
Annoyingly poor effort here.
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James Felton 4h
Replying to @OwensDamien
From the don't mind if i baileys "fuck it that'll do" school of advertising
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IFLScience 4h
Monoliths popping up, monoliths disappearing, monoliths popping up again. Going to have to explore the possibility that aliens are fans of whack-a-mole.
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Tom Hale🐐 4h
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James Felton 4h
Working my ass off here and still nobody has included me in a list thrice
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James Felton 4h
Replying to @JimMFelton
“Through international collaboration made this vaccine-“ “Shotgun!” “Uh-“ “BEST IN THE WORLD”
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Matthew Frighton 4h
December can be hard regardless. Here’s some people to follow who consistently give out the lols. Genuinely made this pandemic easier:
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James Felton 4h
Ah thank you mate, love your stuff too.
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James Felton 4h
Gavin Williamson saying we’re the best country in the world because we approved the vaccine first, like one of those dickheads whose main achievement in life is that they once were the first to write “first” in the comments under a Lad Bible article, which I also bet he’s done.
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Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack 5h
🎶WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE🎶
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James Felton 7h
Replying to @seph_joe_
I crowdsourced suggestions
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James Felton 15h
There’s... there’s an M in my handle, at least guess Mitchard
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James Felton 16h
Replying to @DmitryOpines
I refuse to be owned this hard by a trade expert who hosts a trade dork edition of Dungeons and fucking Dragons for poindexters
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