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Jim Carrey Jun 25
EAST COAST! You have 5 minutes until WEST COAST! You still have 3 hours to get plastic surgery! HURRY! ;^P
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Jim Carrey Jun 22
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but HONK watch Sunday at HONK 10pm. It's "Hollywood brotha!" ;^P
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Jim Carrey Jun 10
When I was a kid POW BLAM Adam West was Batman! With his pal Robin and his tongue planted firmly in his cheek he brought me so much joy. ;^}
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Jim Carrey Jun 2
Let's just get our priorities straight - this whole Kathy Griffin thing is covfefe. ;^P
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Jim Carrey Jun 1
So proud of -a new series I exec produced for THIS Sun 10pm. Watch how we put the ‘fun' in disfunction. ?;^J}}
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Jim Carrey May 31
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Jim Carrey May 20
This is the guitar that Chris Cornell and Soundgarden gave to me the night we did SNL together. A very special man.
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Jim Carrey May 9
TRUMP FIRES COMEY! ABSOLUTE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE! ABSOLUTE EVIL! ?8^¥
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Jim Carrey Apr 27
RT NEWS FLASH!TRUMP NEVER CARED ABOUT GOVERNING! He sees the world as his piñata and the presidency as a big stick!
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Jim Carrey Apr 21
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Jim Carrey Apr 15
Happy Easter or Passover or whatever reason you can find to feel warm and fuzzy. =(:•}
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Jim Carrey Apr 6
Don once begged me for a couple of bucks then told me to twist myself into a pretzel. Ego slayer! Comic Everest! Spank you, Mr Rickles. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Apr 4
MORE MORE MORE MORE! A mantra to the end of the world.  3^(
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Jim Carrey Apr 1
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...APRIL FOOOOLS!!! ;^P ('No Vacancy,' acrylic and neon on canvas, 72" x 48")
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Jim Carrey Mar 31
Every citizen under 45, watch "All the President's Men," a genius film about the most corrupt White House in US history...until now. ();^Q
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Jim Carrey Mar 31
"I'm gonna make great deals. GREAT GREAT DEALS!" ();^O
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Jim Carrey Mar 30
I'm no lifeguard but I know a drowning man when I see one. ;^P
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Jim Carrey Mar 29
Ugly American Bill O'Reilly and his enablers at the Fox misinformation factory have again shown their true colors - or lack thereof. ;^{
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Jim Carrey Mar 28
The Trump Presidency is a botched Russian black op and these people are NOT helping. ;^P
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Jim Carrey Mar 27
The rotting food in Sean Spicer's teeth is distracting and makes it hard to absorb today's WH misinformation. ;^P
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