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Jim Carrey Apr 16
We need a vaccine for corporate greed government corruption and the media sponsored terror that is generated by big pharma profitiers? ;^\
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Jim Carrey Apr 13
All that you see and all that you don't see, is you. Feel that and be free. There are no two things. :^]
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Jim Carrey Apr 2
Don't get too hung up on semantics. ;^}
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Jim Carrey Apr 2
We didn't arrive and we're not leaving. Forever is an idea created by the ego. You're here in time and everywhere in space, always. ;^)
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Laura Martin Mar 19
this gives me hope, even if it is just in NYC
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Jim Carrey Mar 18
The world has become a giant megamall and the only thing they're selling is dissatisfaction. Make sure your neighbor doesn't get more. ;^•
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Jim Carrey Feb 26
Takin' a break.This may cause a vacuum,a personality black hole of sorts.Don't panic.I'll twt u when I resurface. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Feb 23
Look! I'm more interesting than the Oscars while plunked on my couch eating chips. MY SPIRIT WILL NOT BE IGNORED! ;^P
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Jim Carrey Feb 16
So grateful 2 be included among the greatest comic talent of the last 4 gens on SNL 40th anniversary and 2 all of u 4 putting me there. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Feb 12
"Daddy... will the iCloud eventually block out the sun?" ;^\
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Jim Carrey Dec 31
Just to get a edge on the competition in 2015, I'm gonna start celebrating on the count of 7! MUAHAHA! Not really. <];^P
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Jim Carrey Dec 28
I wish you all freedom from past regrets, fear of the future and the illusion of time itself. Don't wait for a countdown. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Dec 23
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Jim Carrey Dec 22
Feeling powerless? Don't worry. The real slaves are the ones who own us. ;^P
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Jim Carrey Dec 19
Great snowman! (:^•)( • )( );
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Jim Carrey Dec 19
May you live long enough to forgive your parents for not loving you. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Dec 19
Smell a white avatar. ?;^}>
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Jim Carrey Dec 19
Helloooo there, Oliver! What's shakin' bacon? ?;^}>
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Jim Carrey Dec 18
150 kids were murdered by the taliban yesterday,creating unimaginable dispair, but I'm sorry you lost your fried dough balls. ;^\
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Jim Carrey Dec 16
Some laugh at the jokes. Some wonder who I am. I gave you a clue, 'a live saltwater ham.'
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