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Jim Carrey
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Jim Carrey May 25
A word to the castrato Adam Schiff and other Democrats: If you can’t win a PR war against this mobbed up, dirty, rotten Cheeto, then you need to get out of politics. Get mad, Goddamnit! Show some passion! We’ve had it with your calm, reasonable manner! MAKE SOME F'ING NOISE!!!
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Jim Carrey May 22
Every morning Trump makes special breakfast sandwiches for House Republicans. Devin Nunes eagerly finishes first and always asks for seconds!
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Jim Carrey May 21
New Pledge for a Generation Betrayed.
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Jim Carrey May 18
And the devil said, “Thanks a bunch Goldilocks. Enjoy the show in Santa Fe tomorrow. Someday, real soon, I’ll have you for dinner.”
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Jim Carrey May 17
Robin Williams’ mind was a quantum computer. He was the fastest gun in the West. I loved, respected and admired his brilliance — always.
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Jim Carrey May 15
"Just take the damn meeting and pretend you’re disarming so we can keep this stooge in the White House for another term. When democracy is dead we’ll give you a seat at the grown-up’s table. You'll be even more famous than the Kim with the big ass."
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Jim Carrey May 13
Someday they’ll say we turned a blind eye to the suffering and slaughter of our own children and gave ourselves over to scoundrels and sadists. The NRA is a national disgrace. The venom of greed is killing America.
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Jim Carrey May 12
In his desperate and neverending quest for significance, bleaching the bottom teeth just wasn’t a priority. Giuliani was back! And his breath was badder than ever!
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Jim Carrey May 11
Psycho Mike-O ;^P
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Jim Carrey May 9
Scam-a-gram ;^P
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Jim Carrey May 8
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Jim Carrey May 7
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Jim Carrey May 5
And let’s not kid ourselves... rotting donkeys stink too.
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Jim Carrey May 5
Elephants take a long time to decompose... and the stench can be unbearable.
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Jim Carrey May 3
Ukraine stops investigating Manafort (who helped destroy their democracy, and maybe ours) in exchange for a missile shipment from Trump. Congrats America, we are now a global protection racket. ;^\
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Jim Carrey May 2
Hippocratic oaf ;^P
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Jim Carrey Apr 28
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves”                                    Matthew 7:15
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Jim Carrey Apr 26
Later there would be wedgies and wet willies in the Rose Garden. Macron, it seemed, was willing to suffer anything to keep the planet safe.
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Jim Carrey Apr 25
“Take it. It’s in the contract.”
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Jim Carrey Apr 24
I never thought I’d see a tragedy like this in beautiful Toronto. There’s no way to cover your eyes anymore. My heart goes out to the victims and their families.
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