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Jim Carrey May 23
Blotus failed to come up with an infrastructure plan. It’s been 3 yrs and not 1 brick has been laid in his new American’t. So I drew up this design for a new bridge to Queens that’ll make it easier for him to get back to that rock he crawled out from under. I’m just here to help!
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Jim Carrey May 21
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Jim Carrey May 19
Robert De Niro Sr. was a gifted artist. Sometimes genius comes through a child’s desire to fulfill a parent’s dream.
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Jim Carrey May 18
I think If you’re going to terminate a pregnancy, it should be done sometime before the fetus becomes Governor of Alabama.
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Jim Carrey May 15
My heart and my brain are brothers. The heart beats loyally in my body, while the brain spends most its time getting lost somewhere else. Whenever I bring my brain back to its brother there is harmony in the house.
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Jim Carrey May 12
This morning I woke up feeling like a kid again, filled with joy and mischief, like the day ahead was pregnant with infinite potential - like I had found the end of the rainbow and the pot of gold WAS ME!!! What a goof, huh? You were someone’s pot of gold. Happy Mothers Day! ❤️
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Jim Carrey May 11
I created this piece for posterity. It’s called ‘Human Hand Without Cell Phone.'
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Jim Carrey May 10
Most of what goes on in your mind doesn't deserve your attention. It's a tiring and terrifying time machine. Whenever you bring yourself back to this moment you’re reborn with a new pair of eyes and a brand new song. See the world. Feel the sun. Be here. Sss’good.
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Jim Carrey May 5
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Jim Carrey May 1
Watching William Barr testify is like getting caught in a monsoon of vomit. READY THE ARK!
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Jim Carrey Apr 30
I'm glad so many of you are loving my art. I also enjoy acting. Go ahead, sneak a peek!
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Jim Carrey Apr 28
You let us down Mr. Mueller. You saw obstruction and washed your hands of it. Not indicting a President is a memo, not a law. You let a tyrant skate with “I don’t remember”. You gave the enemy a leg up. Live with that...”PROSECUTOR”
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Jim Carrey Apr 25
Are Democrats just Biden their time?
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Jim Carrey Apr 24
Let’s all drink a toast to the new king of lies, and the minions who help him while democracy dies, and our kids who’ll be taught that the wicked are wise because Potus was Jack from ‘Lord of The Flies’. How much poison are you willing to swallow?!
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Jim Carrey Apr 21
. I read your lovely mention of me and things I’ve said about depression. A brilliant teacher and friend, Jeff Foster was OG on the “Deep Rest” concept. I admire your openness. I wish you freedom and peace. I feel blessed to have such a gifted admirer. Happy Easter!
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Jim Carrey Apr 19
Most crooked AG ever - Barr none!
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Jim Carrey Apr 18
Its not illegal for Trump’s head to spin around while he vomits copious amounts of green bile either, but he’s definitely not fit to be President, he’s definitely not exonerated and Barr definitely couldn’t go any lower.
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Jim Carrey Apr 12
House Democrats vow to subpoena the attorney general’s turds.
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Jim Carrey Apr 8
If Kirstjen only had a heart, she wouldn’t have been hired in the first place.
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Jim Carrey Apr 4
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