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Jim Carrey Aug 18
Down and down they went. Lower than any administration in history. Arthritic knees creaking and burning, Giuliani’s hammy thighs chafing in the wet heat of his Master’s crypt. It seemed like the bottom was nowhere in sight.
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Jim Carrey Aug 17
40 innocent children killed on a bus in Yemen. Our ally. Our missile. Our crime.
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Jim Carrey Aug 16
Look how beautiful a life can be. Thank you, Aretha!
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Jim Carrey Aug 13
The Old Man and the Sea of Corruption. So many bottom feeders like Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross getting snagged and dragged to the surface. Mueller’s gonna need a bigger boat!
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Jim Carrey Aug 10
Has your Presidency jumped the shark? Better call SPACE FORCE! To stupidity and beyond!!!
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Jim Carrey Aug 1
Squeeze Mueller Squeeze!
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Jim Carrey Jul 30
Sorry, family farmers. You picked the wrong guy to protect you.
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Jim Carrey Jul 27
Michael Cohen Flips
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Jim Carrey Jul 26
Great men and women once occupied these desks. The House of Representatives, 1789 - 2016.
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Jim Carrey Jul 23
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Jim Carrey Jul 18
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Jim Carrey Jul 16
Putin plants his flag firmly in American soil.
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Jim Carrey Jul 14
"When Trey Gowdy woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed into a vile insect. After crawling into the people’s chamber he was promptly squashed by Agent Strzok of the FBI.”
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Jim Carrey Jul 13
The hideous entity that walks among us as “Paul Manafort” slips on its human skin-suit for a quick mugshot.
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Jim Carrey Jul 7
Then, quickly Trumpy McMonkey McBean Put together a very peculiar machine. And he said, "You want stars like the fancy elite…? My friends, you can have them — just drop at my feet!"
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Jim Carrey Jul 5
The GOP spent their July 4th in Moscow. Enough said! REGISTER TO VOTE
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Jim Carrey Jul 1
Happy Canada Day to all my friends and family up north. I love you dearly! ;^D
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Jim Carrey Jul 1
God Bless You Mr Rosenstein for bravely standing up to the likes of Jim Jordan and Trey Gowdy who seek to destroy the rule of law and whose shameful duplicity is now all too evident. I hope there are other Republicans like you who will defend us against this thuggish lot. Thanks.
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Jim Carrey Jun 30
If you’re wondering why Fake President doesn’t care about the suffering of children at the border, the answer was written on the back of his father’s hand.
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Jim Carrey Jun 29
Laurel or Yanny? Black and blue or white and gold? Alex Jones or Curly from The Three Stooges? NOTHING IS CERTAIN ANYMORE.
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