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Great news! The President's answer to school shootings is to arm the glee club! ;^P
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Jim Carrey Feb 20
Some super genius on YouTube is saying I’m a member of the Illuminati. I guess that’s a weird kind of compliment. Can’t wait to tell my close personal friend,THE EASTER BUNNY! Btw...the Tooth Fairy is KEYSER SÖZE!!
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Jim Carrey Feb 19
It’s President's Day and Chief Little Hands has been busy tweeting from his golf resort, a chip shot away from the latest bloody school shooting. He was hoping to play a few holes while grieving families are busy digging them. I support
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Jim Carrey Feb 15
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Jim Carrey Feb 11
All who enter his crooked carnival with integrity are doomed to leave without it. General Kelly has been trampled by his own compromise. Who dares be the next to ride the carousel of fools?! Muahahaha!!!
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Jim Carrey Feb 10
Can we continue to rely on the remains of dead animals for food or fuel? Are Big Oil, Coal and Cattle ancient dinosaurs that will lead to our extinction? If you wish to find a healthy way forward, watch this.
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Jim Carrey Feb 9
It should no longer be a surprise to people that Caveman Trump would hire a man like Porter, who’s accused of beating his wives. If you want nasty things done, you hire nasty people. That’s how criminal syndicates thrive.
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Jim Carrey Feb 6
I’m dumping my stock and deleting my page because profited from Russian interference in our elections and they’re still not doing enough to stop it. I encourage all other investors who care about our future to do the same.
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Jim Carrey Feb 5
Tone deaf Paul Ryan brags that his tax bill is going to make low income voters an extra $1.50 a week! That’s almost enough for a box of Band-Aids. Who needs healthcare? WAKE UP REPUBLICAN BASE! You are parked on the tracks, cheering for the train that’s about to run you down. ;^P
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Jim Carrey Feb 4
That was one of the greatest Superbowls ever. David slew Goliath, but Goliath has nothing to be ashamed of. Brady is GREATNESS! Foles is MADE! Happy for you Philly. 8^D
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Jim Carrey Feb 4
I’ll have my hand on my heart during the anthem today, out of RESPECT for the IDEALS this GREAT NATION is supposed to stand for. Let’s all cheer for the Patriots at the FBI and DOJ!
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Jim Carrey Feb 3
“White House delivery boy; can I take your order?!” ;^P
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Jim Carrey Jan 31
Replying to @rustyrockets
The word relationship denotes duality - there are no two things. So it should be said that matter IS consciousness. How do I know? I don't...but a talk could happen. ;^)
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Jim Carrey Jan 31
Another RAT leaps from the sinking ship. Swim Willard! SWIM!
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Jim Carrey Jan 30
“...and the blind shall see and the lame shall walk and the cheats shall inherit the earth!”
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Jim Carrey Jan 30
“It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!”
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Jim Carrey Jan 30
STATE OF THE UNION
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Jim Carrey Jan 29
Here’s your secret memo Comrade Nunes. The GOP and Dirty Donald are now a treasonous criminal syndicate; bent on murdering Democracy.
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Jim Carrey Jan 25
The demon is strong! Exorcism is America’s only option!
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Jim Carrey Jan 24
11 school shootings in 24 days. The new Norm!
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