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Jeyn Roberts
Author of the Dark Inside trilogy, The Bodies We Wear and When They Fade. Vancouverite. Animal lover. Destroying words in a coffee shop near you.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 21
First now next new Marvel experience will be Iron Man 4 - Tony Stark goes to the store and gets a booboo.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 16
I think it's time to bring back witches. Nothing like avoiding a grumpy ghost while trying to collect ingredients during a midnight romp in a cemetery.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 16
When you insult women based on their looks, you only prove that money can't buy important things like personality and class.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 8
My big shameful guilty pleasure. At least once or twice a week, I check pumpkinhead's tweets.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 8
Halloween is coming. Celebrate by reading a spooky book.
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Adam Fink Oct 7
Came home from tour to a fruit fly infestation. No food, no garbage and I've cleaned my place top to bottom and even the drains and they won't go. Only option now is to train them to do tricks and take them on the flea circus circuit. I think this may be my shot at real fame.
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 8
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for?
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Jeyn Roberts Oct 1
I'd piss Coors if I could. You got that, happy crappy? the Kid reminds me of a certain judge.
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Jeyn Roberts Sep 30
Replying to @LECrockett
What about a retelling of Billy the Kid in which Billy was actually a girl? If so, we should talk. Haha
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Jeyn Roberts Sep 18
Halloween is coming. There is always this...
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Ronak Chatterjee🇮🇳 Sep 16
take a bow. This spun the wheels of thought process. "Maybe" 👏
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Jeyn Roberts Sep 4
I am not getting out of bed today. Nope.
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Jeyn Roberts Aug 28
Yes, this is a thing. No, I don't want to try it.
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Jeyn Roberts Aug 27
Any one else get oddly weirded out by dirty elbows? I think I might have invented a new phobia.
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Jeyn Roberts Aug 13
Off to Barcelona today!
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Jeyn Roberts Aug 2
Replying to @adrawk
Nerd.
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Jeyn Roberts Jul 21
I'm getting tired of seeing the word "privilege" being thrown around every time someone wants win a straw man argument.
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Jeyn Roberts Jul 21
There's nothing like reading a good book to find inspiration.
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Jeyn Roberts Jul 17
There is a difference between quietly not giving someone a job and going public and screaming from the rooftops that someone is a rapist.
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Jeyn Roberts Jul 9
All this trolling. I'd say she's doing something right. Where do I sign up?
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