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JE
that is the ugliest effing skirt i have ever seen.
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Desus Nice Jun 13
j prince: drake has a song that will end pusha's career pusha: release it drake: YALL REMEMBER DEGRASSI?
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JE Jun 13
Getting a massage is the human version of being ironed
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Heather Aijian Jun 12
My biggest fear is marrying into a family that does a turkey trot on Thanksgiving morning
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Josh Jun 7
My pregnant wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does it make my butt look big?" I texted back "Noo!" My phone autocorrect my response to "Moo!" Please send help!
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JE Jun 11
Kim Jong Un’s wrists look like my pregnant cankles
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JE Jun 11
And just as Chris began to let his walls down & open up, so too did North Korea
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JE Jun 11
I wonder if Jason will use some of his hair grease as massage oils
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JE Jun 7
Wait where is Mindy Kaling’s baby
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JE Jun 4
Replying to @kirstendahl_
If there was more crossover between bachelorette and office fans this would have gone viral
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JE May 25
Mozzarella cheese is a universal truth
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JE May 24
“Evangelical? I don’t know what that is. All I can think of is Rugrats” -Sean
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JE May 19
I’m implementing a strict No Like policy on any post that starts with “In honor of the royal wedding...” and features a picture of that person’s own wedding
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Chief May 9
Adjust the process
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#9 Apr 24
When you set your alarms for every 5 minutes in the morning
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JE Apr 26
Replying to @KFCBarstool
A true football head
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Jake King Apr 21
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Octopus/Caveman Apr 24
I don’t care what anyone says. Julia Roberts is looking more beautiful than ever.
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Vincent Blain 🍁 Apr 26
Replying to @OBJ_3 @saquon
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Odell Beckham Jr Apr 26
Btw 26 in the big blue jersey WILLL be the number one sellin Jersey in America next year. Takin all bets!!!? can’t wait Lil brudda
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Clemquon Apr 26
4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!!!
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