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JE
that is the ugliest effing skirt i have ever seen.
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JE Oct 13
Replying to @TheRealMFF
I made fun of the fat one but the harmonizing was beautiful
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JE Oct 13
The over/under for Frank Thomas’s penis has been set at 11”. Can anyone confirm or deny
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JE Oct 13
Replying to @BallinByrness
If the Yankees lose it will now get blamed on me for tweeting this
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JE Oct 13
Superstition in sports fandom is DUMB. The universe doesn’t care if you’re not wearing the same hat you did in 2009 (cc )
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JE Oct 13
An Alternative Fact that I like to base my life on is that snacking on leftovers without microwaving them counts as 0 calories
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JE Oct 11
Replying to @Jessimism
Could easily make a historical joke here but seems people are really sensitive to Christopher Columbus these days
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JE Oct 11
The Indians are really bad at holding leads huh
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JE Oct 8
I think I broke all of my ankles on the walk home last night
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your away message Oct 6
d0NT crii becuz itz 0VER. SM!LE becuz it hAPPENEd. - aUDREY. hEPBURN. (0R SOME1) -
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Kevin M. Kruse Oct 4
Can you imagine that? Registering trucks? Requiring insurance for injury they caused? Licensing and testing drivers?
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Mark Dice Oct 4
Who let that woman out of the kitchen to even bother Cam Newton with that question in the first place?
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JE Oct 3
Replying to @TheRealMFF
Been refreshing my feed looking for a pulse from you
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JE Oct 1
do we get any monies to compensate for our time
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JE Oct 1
Hoboken Sunday Funday girls redefine Thirst
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JE Sep 27
Replying to @TheRealMFF
It's psychological more than anything
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JE Sep 27
Replying to @TheRealMFF
Murder house is by far the best if you haven't seen already
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JE Sep 24
Fire everyone
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JE Sep 24
Replying to @Jessimism
R FUCKING T
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JE Sep 24
A list of the trash programming currently airing in NY: 3. Real Housewives of Dallas 2. Keeping Up With The Kardashians 1. The NY Giants
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