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Jessica Huseman
ProPublica’s Texan at large, covering voting. Teaching: Columbia, . Breakin' every jello mold. "She appears to be an extremely intelligent lady."
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @mshamburge
Girl same
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
Meanwhile, the attorney general is throwing a $30K Christmas party at a hotel owned by the president of the United States tonight.
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Jessica Huseman 6h
60K a year is one third of what a first year associate at a big law law firm makes
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
How did all the people who have written about “Frito feet” missed “FriToes”
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @CTalmon
Thoroughly
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
do I need to be more pretentious bc I have it on good authority from men who email me that I’m extremely pretentious already
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @djShmeeJay
I’m literally not why would you call anything an art Basel
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
Bathed him. He still smells like corn chips. someone assist me with this I cannot have my dog giving me frito pie cravings my diet is bad enough.
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
Like I have full on never heard this word before and now everyone’s like “oh ya the art basel w the banana” what are you saying
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Jessica Huseman 6h
Guys what is a basel
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David Fahrenthold 16h
The wait is over! AG Barr’s $30,000-plus holiday party at his boss ’s hotel is tonight.
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Jessica Huseman 7h
Is standing on a dog pee pad
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Jessica Huseman 8h
I mean truly shocking a reporter might ask an elected official questions in a public space like where is the decency
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Jessica Huseman 8h
I think he’s just performing at this point. He can’t be this dumb.
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Jessica Huseman 10h
Replying to @JessicaHuseman
He may smell like chips but look at his cute lil faceeeeee
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Jessica Huseman 10h
Replying to @emdrums
He smells like he rolled around in a chip bag
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Jessica Huseman 10h
Replying to @otherjimdonahue
Yes but I looked at his food and it’s a super minor ingredient. Google says naturally occurring bacteria from his feet and it’s harmless. I still give him a bath.
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Jessica Huseman 10h
Just googled “why does my dog smell like Fritos” so that’s how my Sunday is going
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Jessica Huseman 11h
Please stop singing that Alanis Morisette song you do not know the words
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Cameron Huseman👨🏻‍🏭🇺🇸 11h
Putting the meth in Methodist
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