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Jesse Perry
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Jesse Perry 3h
Turned off the UT/FL game in the 3rd quarter to watch DR. GIGGLES for the first time. Best decision I've ever made
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Jesse Perry 4h
A team reflects its coach, and our coach was baffled by asparagus -
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Jesse Perry 5h
hahaha WHAT
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Jesse Perry 5h
I'm not a huge fan of Hemsworth in that movie, but Viola Davis' death is maybe the best dying moment I've seen in a movie.
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Jesse Perry 5h
never thought the best team I follow would be the Browns
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Jesse Perry 5h
Replying to @Jonnie_W
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Jesse Perry Sep 20
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Jesse Perry Sep 19
This is easily the most boring Titans-Jags Thursday night game ever, which is remarkable
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Jesse Perry Sep 19
Gardner Minshew is going to be in the NFL for 15 years as a backup because the Titans made him look like a superstar during this game
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Jesse Perry Sep 17
is it considered "irony" that everybody who uses the 🤔emoji is dumber than a moldy sandwich?
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Jesse Perry Sep 16
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD came out 2 months ago
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Jesse Perry Sep 15
Skyline Chili is an abomination
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Jesse Perry Sep 14
Replying to @JesseIsTerrific
This reminds me of when I saw a friend of a friend's improv group in New Orleans and afterwards the main guy says "The two new students were very edgy, which was interesting because usually *I* bring the edge" and I had to leave the room
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Jesse Perry Sep 14
"DON'T DULL MY BLADE DUUUUUDE" lol
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Jesse Perry Sep 13
The President: [drinks a big ol' bucket of paint] The Internet: "Is Joe Biden up to the task?"
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Jesse Perry Sep 10
TIL there's a soul song from the 70s about a woman who loses her husband to a 16 year old. It rhymes "babysitter" with "man getter" and the harmonica line is "Rock-a-Bye Baby"! (starts at 3:24)
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Jesse Perry Sep 8
For about 8 months, I forgot they were the Browns
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Jesse Perry Sep 6
I'm pretty sure the only purpose of this story is to make all of us imagine Sean Connery saying "BAHAMASH!"
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Jesse Perry Sep 2
Just saw a 5-star review of that Joker movie on Letterboxd which included the sentence "the worst part is the script" lol
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Jesse Perry Aug 30
Somewhere on Earth today, a dad is lecturing his young kids on how good music was back in his day, and to prove his point he's going to put on Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness"
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