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Jeremy Smith
I used to get paid to tell jokes and the. a pandemic happened. Sports fan, casual MTG player. Professional lazy asshole.
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Jeremy Smith 3h
Replying to @NetSematary
This is the truth. That’s a fun flick.
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Jeremy Smith 4h
Wow, these look awesome.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 29
It’s pretty funny how the Dems don’t have to create these elaborate fake conspiracy theories because the Republicans like to just publicly crime away.
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LILJON Oct 29
HOW ABOUT FUCKKKK NOOOOOO
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Jeremy Smith Oct 29
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Jeremy Smith Oct 29
My dad also looks like he’s from PlayStation 2
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Jeremy Smith Oct 29
Which celebrity nobody gives a fuck about anymore is going to endorse Trump next? I’m going to go with the Bush’s baked bean talking dog.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 29
Oh fuck, it’s happening
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Hibiki TMD Oct 28
Tracy Smothers once wrestled Oderus Urungus from GWAR.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 28
Replying to @revive85KC
Pretty sure he was still wrestling pretty recently. Heard he got cancer a while back.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 28
RIP Tracy Smothers Always entertained. Sad.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 28
So she was willing to appear in a documentary about a father grooming his daughter to be the vice president’s daughter and she is MAD that it turned out to be a satirical comedy?
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Jeremy Smith Oct 27
Replying to @piff_da_god
Shit I’m sad enough, don’t need to go looking for it
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Rep. Val Demings Oct 27
Today the White House sent out a press release of their "accomplishments." It included "Ending the COVID-19 Pandemic." Saturday was the new single day record for confirmed infections.
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Jamaal Bowman Oct 27
A very important lesson for my fellow Democrats.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 27
Just sitting here thinking about Le’Veon Bell running all over the Jets on Sunday. Bloodbath incoming.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 27
Replying to @NetSematary
Temporary name change to the KC Gunfuckers
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Brian Klaas Oct 27
Why yes, now that you mention it, I would support higher taxes on these people in order to allow struggling families to get health care and not have to work three jobs at $7.25 an hour to pay for college
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Jeremy Smith Oct 27
Wait, there is depression that is season specific? I must have gotten the Costco package deal.
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Jeremy Smith Oct 26
Replying to @LTNavratil
I have chosen to conveniently forget that team
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