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Jeremy Clarkson
I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
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Jeremy Clarkson 2h
Replying to @camillalong
I want to see a picture of the Fly Be jet they boarded. To make sure it didn’t say RAF on the tail.
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Jeremy Clarkson 2h
Replying to @dougs_cars
Only 17 people live here
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Jeremy Clarkson 3h
Why are people expecting me to tweet about their qualifications in cooking and media studies?
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Jeremy Clarkson 3h
Replying to @Alfiepowell_
Dunno. But as you’re interested, I ended up with 10 O levels as they were called then. None of which were useful.
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Jeremy Clarkson 7h
Replying to @t_birkett03
Are you stuck in some kind of time vortex?
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 21
Replying to @FlipWebster
Don’t be an idiot. Holland Park Avenue wasn’t built by the Romans.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 20
Replying to @FlipWebster
It’s a road. Roads are for cars.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 20
Replying to @TinyBadger14
@LucasKent_Not sure you’re terribly bright
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 20
Replying to @SimonJo10756658
Oh dear. I rather think you’ve made a fool of yourself there.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @TurpoEFC
It didn’t though, did it
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
I love Chelsea this year as much as I’ve loved them since 1970.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
James Maddison. Too long at the barber’s. Not enough time practicing football.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Simple survey suggests wasps are bad the further east you go.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @PlayaCoins
Not in the Med though is it
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @novadistro
Know what you mean. Used to see incredible displays in Rome. Now? Nothing. So sad
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @earapis
It doesn’t
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Sitting. Not “sat” you halfwit.
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @Aldenormann
I think Corfu is the most waspy place in the world
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @PepTalk1894
Aerosol. Lighter. Hilarious results
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Jeremy Clarkson Aug 18
Replying to @whitney22blue
I do
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