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Jeremy Clarkson
I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 25
I think you’ll find is a Labourist
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Jeremy Clarkson May 25
Replying to @Waynelittlewood
I’m talking about her her though mate
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Jeremy Clarkson May 25
Look at it!!! That hair is fantastic and would be a great prime minister.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 25
Right. I’ve had a good look at the candidates and what I want in Number 10 is Esther McVey’s hair. It is superb.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 22
Replying to @AndyOsira @leomvck
Oh no
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Jeremy Clarkson May 22
I do read a lot. And before going I read a lot about Mongolia. James and Richard just read bike mags.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 22
Another reason for not cycling
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Jeremy Clarkson May 22
The endless roadworks in Khan’s London mean that people who are always late now have an excuse for always being late.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 21
Replying to @leomvck
Bicycles are for people who don’t work hard enough
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Jeremy Clarkson May 21
They’re going to take down all the trees to make life easier for cyclists. I mean, who voted for these people? Why?
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Jeremy Clarkson May 21
Wait. I’ve just seen the mayor’s cycle lane plans for Holland Park Avenue and Notting Hill Gate. He’s not a halfwit. He’s a complete arse.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 21
Replying to @KeithSandall
I’m still in a fucking car though. In a fucking jam. Because some Communist thinks traffic is part of a sixth form essay
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Jeremy Clarkson May 21
I’ve examined the number of road works and closures in London at the moment and I’ve decided the mayor must be a halfwit
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Jeremy Clarkson May 19
Replying to @roywhanna
Holidayed in Quebec twice. Nice place. Shit health care.
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Jeremy Clarkson retweeted
The Sunday Times May 19
"You sometimes get the impression that if a modern-day television or radio executive found that the handle of a drawer in his kitchen had come loose, he’d knock his whole house down" —
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Jeremy Clarkson retweeted
ST News Review May 19
Hook up the lie detector, then tell me the Jeremy Kyle affair isn’t about punishing poor Brexiteers, says
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Jeremy Clarkson May 18
Alabama: hmmm. Looks like today it’s not just ol’ Neil who’s putting them down.
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Jeremy Clarkson May 18
Replying to @KatePenegar
So many. Kubu island, Botswana. The lakes in Croatia. Northern Iraq. The 007 lagoon in Iceland. Swaledale. The Atacama in Chile
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Jeremy Clarkson May 13
Drive from Vancouver to Fairbanks once. Raced combines in Red Deer. Didn’t rescue Hammond in BC. Etc etc etc
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Jeremy Clarkson May 13
Replying to @poultonpete
done it already. Several times.
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