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Jeff Perkins
Rutherford & Fry gold curio badge jingler. Ex-Guerilla Cricket jingler of last resort. Dodgy old bloke. Original music at
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Jeff Perkins 2h
Replying to @crsofr
Makes those tough travel choices so much easier.
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Jeff Perkins 5h
Crack crew? Not without
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Jeff Perkins 11h
Not necessarily a thing between Holder and Stokes, more that Stokes has a thing with everyone.
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Jeff Perkins 11h
Maybe there are still tales of woe of Bean Blight and The Great Toast Shortage to come.
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Jeff Perkins 11h
A cheque? All Bishop Tony offers me are indulgences. Which to be fair, I am in rather more urgent need of.
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Jeff Perkins 13h
is only being able to urinate "out the back window" a euphemism? In which case I hope Dave recovers soon.
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Jeff Perkins 13h
Holder obviously understands the pivotal number 8 role...
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Jeff Perkins 14h
Replying to @guerillacricket
Maybe he's a chameleon.
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Jeff Perkins 15h
Agent saboteur maybe.
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Jeff Perkins 15h
When times are hard and you really miss your cricket, Owzat is what you fall back on. With the added advantage that it doesn't produce any more former players to pollute the world with.
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Jeff Perkins 15h
Just imagine that whatever you are writing about is called "Sydney"
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Jeff Perkins 15h
One day the anti-slavery mobs will tear down your statue, that's when you'll know you really made it.
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Jeff Perkins 15h
If you have nothing positive to contribute, there is always negativity.
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Jeff Perkins 15h
Tony trying to market ?
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
latter day Pink Floyd had a different song called High Hopes.
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
Replying to @guerillacricket
Like many a disappointment, he does look the part though.
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
Replying to @guerillacricket
I was thinking of going with both countries there, but Shai Hope invalidated the argument for me.
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
Extending the policy of selecting a #3 to protect the #4, England now select a #1-5 to protect #6-8.
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
Yes, wanted Sir Alastair selected every 2nd match to maximise the number of times he could be dropped.
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Jeff Perkins Jul 9
A version of cricket designed by wicket keepers to increase their representation within the game.
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