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Jedi Hamster
Navel gazing, films, photos and the odd cake recipe
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Jedi Hamster 20m
Currently explaining to flatmate how the voiceover artist on the ad we just saw was at uni with me and I heard him lose his virginity in 1998 through some shoddily insulated walls.
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Jedi Hamster 34m
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Jedi Hamster Jun 19
Replying to @Exposing40
It's an underrated skill!!! My sister and the idiot Canadian are both shit at selfies. They are big dummies.
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Jedi Hamster Jun 19
I've just realised how much I detest people who don't look at the camera properly when they take selfies. It's hardly fucking rocket science, is it?
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
Replying to @PeevedFerret
Ah Tosh. Surely second honorary mention for Amos Brearly, in that case?
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
Replying to @PeevedFerret
As well you should, as well you should. And if not Geoff, him out of Knightmare.
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
Replying to @PeevedFerret
Geoff, Geoff, you had the facial hair of a champion.
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
Balls The Italian put the news on and now Teresa may is on my telly and I have Rage
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
*overexcited giffage*
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Jedi Hamster Jun 18
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
Uncanny!!
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
He's sulking cos I went without him. Says if there is one in there he's not helping me get rid of it.
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mistress34F
She was fab. Whole thing lots of fun, albeit very silly.
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
Fingers crossed, eyes crossed, and I'll even keep my legs crossed xx
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Just saw the new Jurassic World and now only 63% sure there isn't a velociraptor hiding in the cupboard under the stairs.
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Aidan Comerford Jun 17
Michael was a ten-year-old who knew two things: he secretly liked to dress up in his mammy's clothes, and his "life would be complete" (he would say dramatically) if he could be on The Late Late Toy Show. 1/22
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
I have a thing at 4pm but rest of day is ALL YAWRS XX
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Informed by the parentals that they have plans today and my presence isn't required for Fathers Day. Done all my washing and cleaning, changed the bed, now at something of a loose end...!
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Jedi Hamster Jun 17
Replying to @mandapen
Viel glück, schatzi xx
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