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Jayson Elliot
“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.” -Douglas Adams / / TSR Games chief / / Top Secret NWO designer
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Jayson Elliot 9h
Replying to @CayoHuesoViking
My question is, what’s the iPad actually for?
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Jayson Elliot 9h
Espionage on Imaginary Worlds Hardcore History Uncivil The Grift Crimetown S-Town Heavyweight
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Jayson Elliot 11h
Replying to @MakenzieLaneDA
My best thinking is often done at the diner alone. Yay diners!
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Jayson Elliot 14h
“If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done” -Peter Shankman
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Jayson Elliot 19h
Is there a phrase for "evil genius, but lame?"
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Jayson Elliot 19h
Replying to @charliejane
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Jayson Elliot 19h
Dear every extreme sports video on YouTube: The shitty rock music is not making things better
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Jayson Elliot 21h
I feel like Amazon deliberately shows me ads for “WTF is that thing” products, just so I’ll click to figure out what the hell I’m looking at
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Jayson Elliot 23h
It’s been almost a decade since the iPad was introduced. Will Apple ever commit to it fully and make it a real laptop replacement, I wonder?
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Jayson Elliot May 19
You’re a Trump supporter, get fucked.
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Jayson Elliot May 18
Someone just attacked Arnold Schwarzenegger with a full-on flying dropkick from behind, and it barely even jostled him.
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Jayson Elliot May 18
Replying to @TeddyorBiff @Redfin
You can offer, but Redfin says it's going to sell for MORE
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Jayson Elliot May 18
Why would I want to buy a house on a website that says the home prices are HIGHER? 🤣
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FozzTexx May 18
Laptop is turned off. Desktop is turned off. Let begin!
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Green Ronin Publishing May 17
Don’t demand rewrite the final season - write your own final season with your own House and characters.
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Jayson Elliot May 18
1. Settings 2. Account 3. Delete My Account 4. Never speak to another woman until you’ve learned to act like a decent adult
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Jayson Elliot May 18
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Andrew Yang May 17
The Democratic Party could use some new ideas.
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Jayson Elliot May 17
Replying to @primediscussion
I mean, he scored about 31,000 points his whole career, so that would mean he had more women than baskets. 🧐
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Jayson Elliot May 17
I've been meditating on the face of the Tollund Man, who died nearly 2,400 years ago, yet still has the stubble on his chin.
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