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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼
Chaotic Good w a splash of Data. Dad x2. Stack Overflow. He/him.
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 16h
playing animal crossing for the first time since pandemic season one
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Paul Ford 22h
Replying to @ftrain
2000 me: How does HTML work now? 2020 me: Pretty easy, you define app logic as unidirectional dataflow, then fake up pseudo-HTML components that mirror state, and a controller mounts fake-page deltas onto the browser surface. '00: How do you change the <title>? '20: You can't.
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Chris Abouzeid Nov 25
So evidently our 13 year old thought "primadonna" meant anyone born before Madonna (i.e. pre-Madonna). Please send oxygen. We cannot stop laughing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Marc Rebillet Nov 26
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 25
only a couple more months y’all we can make it
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 25
Replying to @meakoopa
rancid bowl of mush under it
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 25
Replying to @jzy
if gravydryl isn’t solving your problem you’re not using enough of it
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 25
if any of you pandemic parents are thinking of spiking the kids gravy with benadryl to put t-day on easy mode i just want you to know the dose is 12.5mg
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 25
Replying to @shneusk
practice makes perfect
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 24
Replying to @rossipedia @Cake_Tease
don’t make meesa say it
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 24
man's looking for a pickup meeting
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 22
Replying to @haneytron
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lauren Nov 21
this is still the funniest star trek meme i've seen
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πŸ‘ΈπŸΎπŸš€ Nov 22
Me on Thanksgiving:
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 21
absolutely nothing funnier than a kid cussing in speech therapy 🀣
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 21
Replying to @lizardbill
imperial radians
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 20
Replying to @lizardbill
S’ok. We all go off on a tangent every now and then.
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 20
new animaniacs is good
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 19
twitter’s slide toward ow my balls agrees
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Jason Pumpkin πŸŽƒ Washes his Hands 🧼 Nov 19
Replying to @JasonPunyon
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