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Jamie Mason
- wrote THE HIDDEN THINGS, MONDAY'S LIE, and THREE GRAVES FULL (Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books) Might write something else if I'm not careful.
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Jamie Mason 9h
Um, it was going to be the glider at sunset. But the glider needed maintainance. So yes, I'm going the full World War I flying ace.
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Jamie Mason 20h
Replying to @blakecrouch1
I'm out of the state for the moment and so full of dread. This is awful.
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Jamie Mason Jul 17
So sorry to miss it!
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Jamie Mason Jul 17
Firstly, these are great. And they did the best they could do on the instructions because "Turn your spit into mouthwash. Don't worry, it's not as gross as it sounds." caused marketing some anxiety.
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Jamie Mason Jul 17
Eeeeeeeeep! Fun!
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Jamie Mason Jul 16
We did! Your name came up and we loved upon you.
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Jamie Mason Jul 16
So far, Maine has lobster rolls, my friends and , ham on ice cream that didn't even make me mad, no bugs, and in the last photo, my summer apocalypse home -- a cave on the beach at Cape Elizabeth.
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Jamie Mason Jul 15
Eeeeeep!
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Lori Rader-Day Jul 10
It’s time to share the cover for my next book, THE LUCKY ONE!! EEEEEE. This part never gets old!
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Jamie Mason Jul 7
There's a middle aged, gravelly-voiced, fully-tattooed, shaved head, biker-looking dude who just came into the nail spa where I am. He's getting a manicure and a pedicure and it's completely charming.
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Jamie Mason Jul 6
I want to say it's because I'm frugal, but it might just be that I'm a little bit crazy. I'm courting a dislocation, or at least arthritis, with how much effort I put into forcing every last blurt of whateveritis out of the tube.
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Jamie Mason Jul 6
LAYOVER, by David is out now and that means you have hours of intrigue ahead of you, my dear readerfriends. Hop to it!
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Jamie Mason Jul 5
The power is still out, but UPS just came by. A wonderful distraction. A toast: To Carly, John, Marceline, Owen, and Roy. Thank you for hanging out in my head with me for a while. I hope you meet them on their pages, if this seems like your kind of thing.
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Jamie Mason Jul 5
Replying to @MarynB
Oh my. Yes.
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Jamie Mason Jul 5
It's getting to the point in the power outage that the silver lining is that I won't have to cook dinner. One second after that dinner, this needs to end and all the switches and buttons need to work. I want to watch Stranger Things.
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Jamie Mason Jul 5
Replying to @gkbeetner
I always thought that happened to Melania when they essentially tricked her into Rickrolling herself in that one speech.
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Jamie Mason Jul 4
Some revolutionary wars are like that.
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Jamie Mason Jul 4
Damned near everything should be left to Christopher Moore. It's his world. I serve at his leisure.
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Jamie Mason Jul 4
Here's to flabby-tongued, mushy-brained imbeciles with delusions of grandeur. May we survive and live down this embarrassment, someday. Salute To America, indeed.
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Jamie Mason Jul 4
[Our army} took over the airports. It did everything that it had to do. Fucking outstanding, you moron.
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