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Jamie Valerio
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Jamie Valerio Oct 16
Replying to @ecareyo
Remember when you lived in Laurel Canyon with Don?
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Jamie Valerio Oct 13
Replying to @paulwaugh
*endless screaming*
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Jamie Valerio Sep 29
Replying to @lunchwatch
A freezer clear out resulted in a pretty rough one today I’m afraid Johnny. IKEA potato rostis on some rye bread with some frozen veg, pickles and Tabasco on the top. Some Ocean Spray cranberry and raspberry squash(!) on the side
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Jamie Valerio Sep 27
They’re living together as one household - there’s no need for them to social distance
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Jamie Valerio Sep 21
Replying to @BoyHummus
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Jamie Valerio Sep 13
Hey Harris who’s your mate?!
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Jamie Valerio Sep 9
Replying to @lunchwatch
Hi Johnny. Three part baked rolls today (no filling), with half a packet of Tesco own brand cheese straws. Some apple and blackcurrant squash on the side.
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Jamie Valerio Sep 4
I couldn’t tell you, I just spent a bit of time bullshitting my way through google trends graphs until I found one that fit my narrative!
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Jamie Valerio Sep 4
Good news: apparently there is less Danny Devito in the world, based on google searches. Bad news: it may have been replaced by figs. The only possible conclusion we can come to is that the popularity of figs has been caused by society’s waning interest in Danny Devito!
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Jamie Valerio Sep 2
Replying to @lunchwatch
Hi Johnny, I made some spicy noodles with spring onions and black beans. I didn’t cook the straight-to-wok noodles for long enough so they are still a bit chalky. Water to drink.
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Jamie Valerio Aug 30
Replying to @jhrtn
Lost to the mists of time!
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Jamie Valerio Aug 30
Replying to @jhrtn
Too late?
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Jamie Valerio Aug 26
Replying to @lunchwatch
Hi Johnny. I had two veggie sausages and a hash brown in a bake-at-home bap with some ketchup. Orange squash on the side
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Jamie Valerio Aug 19
The classic orange - I have never known any different so it suits me just fine
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Jamie Valerio Aug 19
Replying to @lunchwatch
Hello! I had a cheese and black pepper English muffin with beans and cheese on top and a bottle of lucozade
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katie cottle Aug 11
due to the pandemic I’ve officially 🌈lost my job ✨ so if you fancy buying one of my books or a custom portrait or anything then that would be wonderful
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Jamie Valerio Jul 9
Replying to @WestminsterWAG
Astonishing that you’re not able to tell that this list is fake - “Naiomi Campbell”, “Barak Obama”, and Epstein on his own flight list? (twice!) Incredibly irresponsible for someone in your position to be sharing it unqualified
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Jamie Valerio Jun 30
Replying to @jamesrbuk
I’m listening to that song right now and that line came on as I read this tweet! Terrifying!
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Jamie Valerio Jun 3
Replying to @Jamie383
The Apple Pay option doesn’t work for those of us in the UK, but PayPal and credit cards do!
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Jamie Valerio Jun 3
If you are able to, please consider donating to US community bail funds here:
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