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jacob
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jacob Jul 19
are you guys going to have the new Kanye album in stock on vinyl tomorrow?
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jacob Jul 17
You’ve not done much reading into the KKK have you pal?
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jacob Jul 15
Out of all the places I thought I would be tonight when I woke up in my bed in Brighton, sleeping outside a Starbucks in Brixton was not one of them
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Grev Williams Jul 11
I just shouted "stop fucking about" at the telly while watching trained athletes at the peak of their game. I am drinking cans in a vest.
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matt Jul 10
Shittest bands ranked: 1. The 1975
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Hot Music Takes Jun 27
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jacob Jul 7
Replying to @GraceAdesina3
Are you still selling? Is it face value?
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jacob Jul 3
Replying to @deepcutstweets
Why m8?
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jacob Jul 3
love how everyone leans towards the TV when England gets towards the goal as if the brain power of thousands of gammons is going to increase the chances of the ball going in
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jacob Jun 29
Glad that Brighton has finally started introducing sperm banks
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jacob Jun 21
putting “bad vacancy” instead of “bar vacancy” in the email subject and forgetting to attach a CV is not how you apply for a job, will not be working at patterns any time soon
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jacob Jun 20
The only message x preached was that being suicidal was fashionable and cool
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jacob Jun 19
I’m sorry that xxxtentacion was killed, no one deserves that, but dying doesn’t change the fact that he was an utter monster
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jacob Jun 16
worst part about guitar shopping is having to prepare some sick riffs so you don’t embarrass yourself in the shop by playing smoke on the water over and over to test guitars
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jacob Jun 10
Replying to @farrellkeeling
They must be really enjoying themselves then
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jacob Jun 10
“I’m in a rush today, I really hope there’s nothing blocking the roads”
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Jack Jun 8
Please please please if anyone has seen him get in contact, sweetest lad who needs as much help and support as he can get ❤️
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NewsThump Jun 7
NEWS! Son refuses to believe Dad’s assertion that there was a time when Morrissey wasn’t a twat
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jacob Jun 1
Replying to @vSmith1997
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jacob Jun 1
I have a law degree now
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