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JUSTIN RIVERA May 19
Tonight at a comedy show I prevented a drunk guy from attacking a comedian on stage. As a magician you never see this in the world of magic. Drunk guys don’t attack magicians. Only tigers attack magicians.
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 18
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 18
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 15
Me and my woman crush Wednesday backstage filming for . Too bad she’s already taken.😢. 🤣😂. @ Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 14
clean show. — in Upland
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 12
Too much fun headlining here tonite! Can’t wait til next time... — at Punch Line Sacramento
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 12
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 12
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 11
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 10
I won Best of Fest at the solo performance comedy festival. Thank you, !!! — attending CRAZY WOKE ASIANS NBC AUDIENCE AWARDS PARTY & MIXER! at APT 503
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 10
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 9
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 8
Variety show tonite fundraising for the kids in Cebu, Philippines. 🇵🇭 — at Historic Filipinotown of Los Angeles
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 8
Do they have a class for how to not get hired with a losing resume or winning RUSUME? How about crafting a winning sign?
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 7
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 7
Clean comedy — at IEHP Community Resource Center
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 5
On Cinco de Mayo in 2008 I was the 3-foot, burrito-eating champion of Chino Hills, CA. On the same day in 2009 I came back to defend my title but people were too scared to eat against me. I was forced to partner up...
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 5
Triple header tonite—church, family, adult shows.
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 4
I’m headlining and got opening for me remixing . It’s for all the who couldn’t find a for . This is gonna be .
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JUSTIN RIVERA May 3
I had a random 4 year old kid in my adult comedy show last night in Palm Springs. I offered him a balloon animal. He said no. I felt worse than a stripper being rejected for a lap dance. My services were free. — at The Big Dinosaur From Pee Wees Big...
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