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Jesse Maximum
I make the BEST worst music! Grab SEXXX STUFFF III whenever I've played enough Zelda to make music again, and put it in your ears!
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Jesse Maximum Sep 22
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Jesse Maximum Sep 21
I'm about five pages into the latest Atomic Elbow and this piece about seeing yourself in the villain is already my five bucks well spent. Hot damn. Treat yourself and buy it.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 21
Wrestling’s pretty great sometimes.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 20
Replying to @sephiramy
The freaking chalk-drawn ghosts from Garfield's Halloween Adventure.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 20
Replying to @hqtrivia
Sons of Bs owe me an extra life for breaking my 5-day streak.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 20
Same. Except for the law class, I’ve got nothing going on.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 20
I don’t know why people are still making music. It’s been almost fifty years and no one has made a song that sounds better than Space Truckin’ by Deep Purple. Throw in the towel, guys.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 18
Cancelling my Nintendo Online subscription before I even start it.
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Ryan 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽  North Sep 18
Replying to @LuBellWoo
"Hmm...", I hear you saying, "I like the idea of becoming the most competent person EVER IN TIME, but what would really seal the deal would be if HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING were illustrated by oh I don't know "! GREAT NEWS, IT IS, IT'S AMAZING
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Jesse Maximum Sep 17
Got myself excited by the idea of getting a band’s worth of masks made by one day, but I’ll likely never have enough money to spend on something like that just for funsies.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 17
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Jesse Maximum Sep 17
Been four years since I made the tweets that should’ve made me Viral Tweet Famous. You guys missed the boat on this one!
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Jesse Maximum Sep 17
Replying to @Maffewgregg
I don't like a lot about who Ronda is as a person, but it's hard not to love that she wrestles like a CAW you gave all the most painful looking moves to.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 17
Replying to @pixelatedboat
We should go all the way and start pronouncing it B'ohhhhh-nooooo.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 16
Braun’s top giving us a look at some LEWD NIPS tonight.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 16
Braun turns heel, but still has fancy prancy dancing lights during his entrance. OF COURSE we’re still going to cheer him.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 16
I keep hearing carcasses as car-kisses and honestly I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 16
What is that armbar supposed to be hurting, exactly? It looks like a free-floating hammerlock AT BEST.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 15
Replying to @Heinekenrana
Maybe a bit obvious but the first one to come to mind was...you guessed it...Frank Stallone.
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Jesse Maximum Sep 15
Replying to @ESUjeff
Jeffrey.
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