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Jesse Maximum
I make the BEST worst music! But I'm also somehow singing in a real band called The Mad Libs? The 11 / 6 / 18 EP is OUT RIGHT THE HECK NOW.
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Jesse Maximum 9h
Replying to @tommchenry
If I found the comedy special with Howie Mandel in a mall, you can find aaanyyythiiing. Look again later. It’ll pop up.
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Jesse Maximum 10h
Good. That is entirely too many Batmans.
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Jesse Maximum 22h
Don't you hate it when you get Viva Las Vegas stuck in your head but your brain has changed it to Penis Las Penis, over and over again?
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Jesse Maximum Nov 18
Replying to @JMaq
Although, of course, the highlight of that segment was Ronda Rousey slowly getting up, absolutely wrecked with bruises, knowing that all that pain that was meant to make her a hero was in vain.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 18
Pretty cool to see Luna Vachon don the flesh of Charlotte Flair for one last rampage tonight.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 17
If tonight's Velveteen Dream's coronation as king, that's gotta close the show right? But Baszler/Sane is 2 out of 3 falls. But also Gargano has main evented every Takeover so far this year. I guess what I'm saying is the Wargames match should open the show.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 17
Replying to @boxbrown
The single GCW deathmatch-y show I went to featured a bundle of lighttubes being swung like a bat. It broke in two and the end flew off into the audience right into a fan's face. So yeah, maybe.
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Brandon Stroud Nov 17
HAPPY NXT TAKEOVER DAY
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Jesse Maximum Nov 17
Nick Gage proposed to David Arquette and David was so shocked that he burst into sparks?
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Jesse Maximum Nov 16
Replying to @JMaq
Getting closer, guys, but still so far. I can't make any more cuts, so some of these songs are just going to die worthy.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 16
Replying to @MKupperman
It's the old Scott McCloud observation in Understanding Comics (that I doubt he was the first to make): the more cartoonish you make your protagonist, the more the reader can become them. It breaks down the barrier and makes the emotions come through.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 15
Replying to @ryanqnorth
Aye, that's the dream. If only someone had noticed those tweets I sent out six years ago I might be a different man today.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 15
Replying to @JMaq
Really thought three dollars was low enough that people would be willing to jump on it. Like, who can't spare three bucks to support an artist?
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Jesse Maximum Nov 15
I often see people say you shouldn't undervalue yourself and should charge what you're worth. The message I'm getting from all y'all is I continue to be worth nothing. Guys! Don't be afraid to pay me for my work! I like money!
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Jesse Maximum Nov 14
Replying to @jakefogelnest
This is such a rad use of your innate niche talents, something you are uniquely qualified to do, and I'm so pleased to see there are people out there who connect with it.
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Ed Solomon Nov 14
This is an incredibly great cause and we are all so thrilled to be able to be a part of it. I never ask for retweets - but please send this as far and wide as possible, as we'd love to give as much as we can for these severely wounded vets who have given *everything* to us.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 14
Replying to @JMaq
And just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not executed extremely well! I'm consistently amazed at how well Ilyass captures so much of the subject with such naive art. This Alexa Bliss is superb.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 14
This is true. I've done some bad art and it's always been very good and gotten a positive response.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 14
Replying to @HeelWillMahoney
I agree wholeheartedly. If not for the suddenness and the timing, I don't think you'd see many smart fans who weren't excited about it. Serious Killer Daniel Bryan is a threat and I can't wait for him to show the WWE at large how cruel he can be.
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Jesse Maximum Nov 14
Replying to @HeelWillMahoney
This is no doubt going to be awesome, but A) People's response to DB historically has been to the build and not to the moment, and this came about with zero build, and B) Super Underdog Babyface Daniel Bryan is the perfect foil to BROCK, so the timing of the turn feels awful.
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