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Jesse Maximum
I make the BEST worst music! Grab SEXXX STUFFF III whenever I've played enough Zelda to make music again, and put it in your ears!
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Jesse Maximum 7h
Replying to @gettinmelt
I’ve really only caught it in bits and pieces from following John Moe for his brilliantly dumb tweets, but I liked what I saw!
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Jesse Maximum 9h
Replying to @indigoperry
Don’t get me wrong, it’s great! Just...come on, man. Play Alec Eiffel for a boy one time.
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Jesse Maximum 10h
I’m at a Pixies/Weezer concert between bands, and while the Pixies rock butt I would like to register a complaint that they don’t play enough songs from Trompe Le Monde. One song from that album in two concerts. And it was Planet of Sound. Disgraceful.
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Jesse Maximum 12h
Replying to @JMaq
NOTHING BUT COOL BACKS WHEN YOU ROLL WITH J.M.
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Jesse Maximum 12h
Check out the cool backs of my crew on the left.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
Replying to @DelmiExo
Like, Ashley Vox’s transformation into Oceana in Chikara was wholly dependent on Delmi being sweetness and light personified, and tonight I hated her face and wanted someone to punch it. She’s got it.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
I have a lot to say about but my main takeaway is that I hadn’t seen in a while and she freaking rules now.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
It says something that she was in there with a murderer’s row of Chikara’s finest and she shined bright. She was the magnetic center of the whole match.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
So, uh...looks like a lot of people want to hang out tonight.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
IT REALLY DOES AND I’M EXCITED!!
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
I am!
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Jesse Maximum Jul 20
Just noticed is such a big star that listed him twice on the flyer.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 19
Replying to @indigoperry
I think I knew that from those early mixtape days. REAL rough choice for a dedication for a child.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 19
Replying to @JMaq
Bad: that song’s still SUPER gross and now I have to record a version of it and it’s going to be gross in your head too.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 19
Replying to @JMaq
Good: my brain broke in half when I heard My Sharona at work for the second time in an hour and I came up with the hottest re-do of it.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 19
So good news/bad news...
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Jesse Maximum Jul 18
Replying to @OMG_NOB @the_LVAC
I have no real writing experience but...I could try?
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Jesse Maximum Jul 18
Oh hey, is on Twitter now. Been a fan of his since he smoked Sidney Bakabella in a push-up contest at a Wrestling is Fun show some five years ago!
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Jesse Maximum Jul 18
The song Girl Watcher is unmitigated trash in today's moral climate, so I'd like to petition to alter every available copy of it to "I'm a sasquatcher" instead.
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Jesse Maximum Jul 17
Replying to @Hachiee
On the bright side, you get more day off this way.
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