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Jesse Maximum
I make the BEST worst music! But I'm also somehow singing in a real band called The Mad Libs? The 11 / 6 / 18 EP is OUT RIGHT THE HECK NOW.
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Brandon Stroud 5h
Replying to @MrBrandonStroud
and tell me you don't want to see Jason Mantzoukas as Daniel Bryan
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Jesse Maximum 15h
Where’s the lie?
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Jesse Maximum 16h
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Jesse Maximum 17h
Replying to @JoeStone17
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Jesse Maximum 18h
Replying to @JMaq
Four days later and I am seething that no one stepped up to help me on this one.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 19
Replying to @JMaq
Aaaaand I’m going to bed disappointed.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 19
I haven’t looked at the winning question for this one yet but if it wasn’t phrased as “Ya-who is _____”, it’s a real missed opportunity.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 19
These are good changes, Neil. Makes me feel like I can get in the mix without having to refresh my phone nonstop at the quarter hour.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 18
Hey, you know that thing where I absent-mindedly sing and then have to take a moment to figure out what just came out of my mouth? I was singing Asuka's theme and instead of "I am the future" I cracked myself up by singing "I'm Dr. Poopster." What's wrong with me?
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Jesse Maximum Feb 17
🎶Some of them want a pizza Some of them want to get you a pizza Some of them want two-uh pizzas Some of them want to be a pizza🎶
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Jesse Maximum Feb 17
In tonight’s HQ Words game, I lost signal while switching from WiFi to cellular data, and the keyboard never appeared when I reconnected. Not the biggest deal because it’s Words, so there’s only pennies on the line, but annoying nonetheless.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 16
Replying to @EndlessJeopardy
What is “No, we are not Indiana. Sorry.”
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Jesse Maximum Feb 16
Anyone want to talk me off the ledge and convince me not to buy this shirt I can never wear?
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Jesse Maximum Feb 16
Did something terrible happen that Netflix is trying to bury The Umbrella Academy? It wasn’t in Recently Added, New Releases, or Trending Now, and wasn’t even the first umbrella-related choice when I searched for it.
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Jesse Maximum Feb 16
Replying to @EndlessJeopardy
What is “Real men eat polenta”?
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Jesse Maximum Feb 15
Replying to @EndlessJeopardy
What is “Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Garbage Inbetween”?
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Jesse Maximum Feb 14
Replying to @CHIKARASpecial
I can attest to Feliz Banavidad being a good time, and if they upload the next few shows after that search out the absolute barnburner between Orbit Adventure Ant and Darkness Crabtree!
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Jesse Maximum Feb 14
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Jesse Maximum Feb 14
This was the night I became a real fan of / ! There was a blizzard and the heat in the building was broken, so keep your eyes peeled for guest timekeeper wearing ’s leopard head towel as a scarf!
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Jesse Maximum Feb 14
Replying to @ryanqnorth
I don’t know how easy they are to find anymore, or how much you can stomach going back to the DS in 2019, but I can’t recommend the Ouendan games highly enough. What they lack in having songs you know, they make up with by having AMAZING songs you don’t know.
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