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James Deen
my name is james i am a simple guy who likes to eat sleep and watch tv... oh ya i also bang chicks for a living :-)
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James Deen 3h
Daddy fuck you up
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James Deen 3h
Oliver stone Fucking hates harry s Truman
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James Deen 4h
Replying to @SpockBUCKTON
by the way, Simpsons reference was on point. I just got excited about the force!!!
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James Deen 4h
Two guys!!!! ONE FORCE!!!!THUNDERFUCK!!! RT : It's that time of day that I realize I like pizza and I like bagels
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James Deen 4h
It's that time a day where I randomly tweet links to and
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James Deen 5h
I can't wait to blow my nose without fear of a dry socket
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James Deen 9h
i got pockets full of kleenex and lint with holes where everything important to me just seems to fall right down my leg and onto the floor
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James Deen 11h
i just got an email from the natural history museum with some updates about new exhibits because i am in a secret club that cost $24 a year
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James Deen 12h
glow would be a lot better if they kept that shit legit.
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James Deen 13h
New post: Ana Foxxx Gets Her Asshole Fucked For
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James Deen 13h
the worlds greatest shirt. I'm a baby fucking panda y'all :-) |
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James Deen Jun 26
"THAT'S NOT EVEN MY CAT!!!!!!!"
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James Deen Jun 26
here is a link for 33% off for life to analized because why the fuck not!!!!!
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ANALIZED Jun 26
For those who don't know, now has an Instagram! Follow us today!
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James Deen Jun 26
Dear iPhone... has anyone ever actually been trying to write "ducking"
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James Deen Jun 26
New post: Tattooed And Gorgeous Anal Goddess Kleio Valentien
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James Deen Jun 26
There's only one thing safer than using your hand, dial that beeper number and call the packet man
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James Deen Jun 25
Little grey lion
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James Deen Jun 25
There is no way the FBI isn't monitoring my phone for the amount of Isis jokes me and my friends text each other... but seriously, fuck Isis
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James Deen Jun 25
Never forget... if you died right now most people wouldn't notice or care at all
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