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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜
My wife, Twitter wife and side chick are all synced up, married n shit, looks like one of them Chicones! I got 5 on it... Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 33m
Replying to @Amanda_Rose
Sorry, I'm already married ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 3h
Sorry I tripped over your labia, you should really keep it tucked into your sock.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 3h
Damn, homez... you look like a human colander.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 8h
Today imma tweet all the same shit the cool lunch table is tweeting so maybe I gain some stature in this fucking high school.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 8h
Replying to @Doucette82
No
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 8h
I don't give a shit who reads or not, we are all on this app perpetually 13, quit playin
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 9h
Replying to @SweetSumerThyme
I've never emailed.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 9h
Didn't get a chance to eat pussy this morning so I'm having fish tacos for breakfast.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 10h
Replying to @brisky_Suicide
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 19h
Replying to @Original_king79
Imma call out cause I ate a shit load of tacos.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 20h
Stupid Dodgers.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 20h
Replying to @speknyc
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 20h
Replying to @NnylymmaT
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ retweeted
Mobeus Q. Jankins Oct 15
When a customer with a phat ass stops right in front of me and bends down to get something off the bottom shelf
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ 22h
Someone wake St Louis up! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ Oct 15
Replying to @SweetSumerThyme
Ham wallet.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ Oct 15
Replying to @SweetSumerThyme
Mammal.
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ Oct 15
Replying to @SweetSumerThyme
If I send a ball pic will you hush?
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ Oct 15
Replying to @SweetSumerThyme
You love balls so much you should grow a pair or plug your ears and nose, sneeze... see what flops out๐Ÿ˜‚
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Grumpelstiltskin ๐Ÿค˜ Oct 15
Replying to @Original_king79
I'm from LA, I can run and shoot like a mofo๐Ÿ˜‚
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