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B J. Witkin
The guy with the one-letter first name
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B J. Witkin 14m
Replying to @darth
It seems like a family worth billions would be able to provide its own security. Or, if Secret Service is required by law, pay for the sons
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B J. Witkin 33m
Replying to @erinscafe
Tired of the "escalating verbal abuse"? Like Dan LeBetard says: Do your job better. And admit when you've f'd up.
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B J. Witkin 36m
Replying to @pecunium
In his defense (?) the governor of Maine is also a fucking moron
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Hend Amry 20h
There's also gonna be an eclipse.
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DR FRL 🇵🇹 Aug 20
1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars 2017:
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Jeet Heer 15h
I kind of admire how Trump is not letting his presidential duties interfere with his TV watching?
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(((OhNoSheTwitnt))) 14h
When your default expression is literally an upside down smile that's called resting Mitch face.
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B J. Witkin 2h
Replying to @RoboT_RampagE
Way to totally miss the point
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B J. Witkin 2h
Wow. You really must get out of your echo chamber for your mental health
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HUMOROUS ANIMALS 4h
"Yes sir, pets is third isle on the right" "Woof" "You're welcome"
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Simon's Cat Aug 18
Watch Simon’s Cat BRAND NEW guide to Cat Yoga! Which one is your cat's favourite pose?! 😂
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B J. Witkin 3h
Replying to @veschwab
Which was more satisfying?
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. Aug 19
Stop what you're doing & listen to the greatest anti-Nazi song ever written. Simply amazing.
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Susan Jane Bigelow 15h
2:30pm August 21, Vice President Pence's office *phone rings* PENCE: Yes? TRUMP: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUN PENCE: Sir, I TRUMP: WHO STOLE IT
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B J. Witkin 15h
Replying to @KBSpangler
I used to love that comic. I don't read it anymore.
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James Breakwell 15h
Me: Clean up your toys. 5-year-old: Then what can I do? Me: Continue to live in my house.
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B J. Witkin 16h
And the military budget is never high enough
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Swear Trek 19h
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Laura Neale 17h
Replying to @greg_doucette
As a friend put it:
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John Scalzi 17h
The Mildred and Richard Loving Highway.
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