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B J. Witkin
The guy with the one-letter first name
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(((Jack Canfora))) 1h
When you’re in a picture with Ted Cruz and you’re the less likable one.
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Dave Lewis Dec 17
My daughter went to a laser quest birthday party yesterday. She set her username to “a girl”. I asked why she didn’t pick ‘bloodstone’ or ‘skull-crusher’ and she said, “So every time I zapped a boy they’d know it was a girl that took them out.” Proud Dad.
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Baroness Hussein-Ece Dec 15
They're not Muslims.
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TriBeagles 10h
Adoptable beagle of the day-PENNY!
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Senator Thom Tillis 19h
A well-deserved award for Amy Wright, owner of in Wilmington! I had the privilege of visiting this coffee shop and seeing the positive impact she’s making in the lives of individuals with disabilities. Truly inspiring. Congrats!
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B J. Witkin 20h
Here's a thread for Jay (whose Twitter handle I can't find right now)
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @OhMyCorgi @tarastrong
You might have to fight for them
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Ken @ alawine 🍷 Dec 16
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @scalzi
What about "The 12 Things at Christmas That Are Such a Pain to Me"?
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Chris Barron Dec 17
I think the “War On Christmas” is in big trouble now.
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @Itsjustbeej
See what I mean?
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Anyone wanna play cat laundry jenga? You try to pull an item and see if the cat smacks your hand
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
These clothes are mine. Get your own.
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @hodgman
I'll simply say I lived just west of Hartford & now I live just west of Raleigh. (No I didn't move to stay with the team. That'd be crazy)
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @Cdbrow1
Better hope she can't access your Twitter feed 😉
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Cassie Dec 16
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B J. Witkin Dec 17
Replying to @NotThatHilary
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Cute Emergency Dec 17
oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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