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Dan Sheehan
Writer // NOT A WOLF // We Still Like You // Contributor @ The Onion
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Dan Sheehan 2h
Replying to @lynnbixenspan
I do not remember
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Dan Sheehan 2h
Love when a health magazine will run some article like “as a healthy alternative to cheeseburgers have you tried a cube of boiled horse meat?”
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Dan Sheehan 3h
Wild how whenever you’re in a shared public space with a baby it just belongs to the baby. They can scream, hurl a toy at you, whatever, you’ve just gotta smile knowingly even if you don’t have a baby
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Sage Coffey 👻 🍷 4h
What do you MEAN I can't write off a 8ft x 8ft printed canvas portrait of this dog in a wig?! It is RESEARCH for a BOOK I'm working on mister CPA!
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Dan Sheehan 5h
For those of you that think politics is boring: if you donate $10 to Elizabeth Warren and she gets rid of your student loans, that's basically like winning a very big casino game
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Dan Sheehan 5h
You understand that all of these are good arguments right? You shouldn’t argue to ban a book you’ve never read, men shouldn’t legislate women’s bodies, the wealthy shouldn’t decide how hard it is to be poor
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Dan Sheehan 5h
Replying to @ImBillPardy
For a guy whose name is pardy you are very serious
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Dan Sheehan 6h
Replying to @yusefroach
finally a happy ending for mr nice guy
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yusef roach 6h
No more mr. nice guy it's actually mr. nice guy-gonzalez now
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Dan Sheehan 6h
Replying to @ItsDanSheehan
Unless you are weighing in on the side of loan debt forgiveness which is as always very cool
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Dan Sheehan 6h
Replying to @JohnnyMcNulty
Oh yeah anyone can be pro lol
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Dan Sheehan 6h
Replying to @ItsDanSheehan
Like between this and Notre Dame, rich peoples kids are having a wild few weeks when it comes to reading the room
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Dan Sheehan 6h
You're not allowed to weigh in on student loan debt forgiveness if you never had any :)
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Dan Sheehan 21h
Game of Thrones makes more sense when you realize it's a soap opera and then also realize that soap operas rule
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Dan Sheehan 23h
Replying to @ItsDanSheehan
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Dan Sheehan 24h
What if instead, Podrick sang Adam's Song
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Dan Sheehan 24h
Replying to @ItsDanSheehan
If we are EVER trapped in a building as an army approaches, know that I am absolutely prepared to sing The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald in its entirety
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Dan Sheehan 24h
Game of Thrones is simply reminding you which characters are horny so that you're excited when god punishes them next week
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Dan Sheehan 24h
Episode 3 of Game of Thrones is just everyone getting one last day at the beach before the big fight
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Dan Sheehan Apr 21
Buddy if you live in a sword and sorcery world and you don’t have a mournful song memorized in case of a war, you’ve absolutely fucked up
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