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Dan Sheehan
Writer // NOT A WOLF // We Still Like You // Contributor @ The Onion
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Dan Sheehan 58m
Replying to @kathbarbadoro
Incredible rule
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Megan Stalter 6h
Instagram stories should always end with the option to call the police
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Dan Sheehan 17h
Why do the Big Little Lies ladies not simply settle this custody dispute the traditional way, Air Bud style
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Dan Sheehan 18h
Big Little Lies has really made me think about how we need to change the criminal justice system to better serve the people of Monterey
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Leaked deleted scene from the Stranger Things 3 finale
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Dan Sheehan 20h
Friskies cat looks like he’s reaching out to caress the face of god
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Dan Sheehan 20h
Replying to @ItsDanSheehan
🎶Spider Man, Spider Man Does whatever a spider can, Begs for death or something worse eternal life, that's his curse look out Look's like he's crying again🎶
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Dan Sheehan 21h
Spider-man is extra scary when you realize that he's swinging around New York looking for someone strong enough to kill him
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Dan Sheehan 21h
Hollywood is abuzz about my pilot "Italian Walking Dead"
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Julie Greiner Jul 14
Unfortunately I am only able to have memories in the style of Big Little Lies
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Dan Sheehan Jul 14
Replying to @JulieAbridged
This is so good
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Dan Sheehan Jul 14
As an independently wealthy real estate mogul, Jeremy Renner acts for fun. When he becomes a musician, it's because he wanted to become a musician. I'm not sure there's a more powerful man alive
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Maddie Connors Jul 13
Made some merch for my Reply Guys
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Dan Sheehan Jul 13
Is stuber short for Stupid Uber or David Batistuber
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Dan Sheehan Jul 12
Replying to @kaitlinrounds
New roommates, new cat. Sadly Kiki had to go her own way
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Dan Sheehan Jul 12
It feels like the references are in there for the parents and the plot is there for the kids like in the original Aladdin when the Genie's whole deal was making incredibly specific pop cultural references
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Dan Sheehan Jul 12
How is it always wives
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Dan Sheehan Jul 12
The internet turned us all into the outrage equivalent of that guy from the Brady Bunch who faked a neck injury
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Dan Sheehan Jul 12
Replying to @notrealMolly
It stays with me, I wouldn’t curse anyone with what I’ve seen
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