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I wish when the election ended we could get an Animal House style credits sequence that shows where every member of Team Trump ended up
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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"Robert Stone was arrested for reckless endangerment and attempted murder when his The Most Dangerous Game island was discovered."
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Kellyanne Conway manages a Kinko's in Rockland, Maryland
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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"Rudy Giuliani dies in a Queens hotel room of apparent autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing a Nazi SS uniform"
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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"Jailed under abuse of power charges, Chris Christie finds Jesus and is briefly embraced by the religious right, marketing prayer towels"
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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David Duke marries his half sister, Crystal Methany. They are injured in an ATV accident during the reception
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Pepe the Frog is successfully rehabilitated of his Nazi meme ties, finding new life as a Furry-style icon
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Mike Pence's presidential hopes are dashed when he contracts Hepatitis C during a trip back to his home state
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Continuing to run his website, Steve Bannon nightly speaks to the skull of his mentor, Andrew Breitbart, fearing he will never be as evil
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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James O'Keefe is drowned during a freak sex boat incident
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Mark Halperin covers the Clinton WH, but is publicly embarrassed when anonymous sources feed him false info about Bill Clinton dating Ke$ha
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Paul Manafort displays symptoms similar to Polonium poisoning after a trip to Russia
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Eric Trump tragically falls from a Trump Tower penthouse on the day after housekeeping cleaned the windows. A taco truck broke his fall
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Donald Trump Jr. suffers a hunting accident in Kenya when a water buffalo gores him through the groin. He lives, making appearances on Fox.
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Serving a house arrest sentence for tax evasion and groping a Subway sandwich artist, Donald J Trump regularly tweets about HRC's presidency
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Until Julian Assange hacks and deactivates his account from the Uruguay embassy restroom
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michele collins 22 Oct 16
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Ecuadorian embassy.
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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no, they kicked him out by then
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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Eventually Trump travels to Cozumel, Mexico to open a new hotel. He contracts chronic diarrhea and is captured by the Sinaloa cartel
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@interneteh on Mastodon 22 Oct 16
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The cartel negotiates back and forth with Ivanka Trump until it is revealed the Trump Organization is worth -$3.73 billion. Calls then stop.
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