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ID 3h
Replying to @Inner_Devil
The sweaty, mucussy, coughy colleague turned up for 10 mins this morning and then went home. It was obvious he was feeling pretty shit and was struggling. Still it was nice of him to spend the extra 10 mins this morning, as well as all day yesterday, giving us his germs.
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ID 3h
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ID 10h
Replying to @Inner_Devil
They don’t start room service until midday. What hotel does that? This one, obviously. The evening was good. The table plan went out the window so I got to sit next to people I like. Yay.
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ID 10h
Replying to @BlancoGoGo
They don’t do breakfast room service 😐 It was an good evening. They couldn’t print the table plan due to some IT problem so we could sit where we wanted - which meant I sat next to people I know and like. Much better!!
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ID 10h
Replying to @pudsxs @girl_nylon
Ewww. Revolting.
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ID 10h
Sitting in bed with a coffee. Am torn between the need for breakfast and the fact there’ll be a lot of my colleagues in the restaurant.
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ID 23h
Replying to @girl_nylon
Exactly. Urgh 🤢
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ID 23h
Replying to @jenbren1976
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ID 23h
Replying to @MarkMyWords2019
Obviously an exaggeration but yes, I did say the sun.
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ID 23h
Dear hotels, WHY??? When was the last time the covers etc were cleaned? They’re all on the floor already. Stop it. Sincerely.
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ID 23h
The room was the temperature of the sun. I’ve been sitting next to a colleague who woke up with a cold this morning and appears to be a sweaty, mucoussy, coughy mess. Yay 😷
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ID 23h
Replying to @whovianesq @munch_luv
I usually eat in the restaurant on a table on my own, or go somewhere away from the hotel. Which I would this evening if this wasn’t an organised dinner for our new Chairman.
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @Inner_Devil
And I could be speaking at the conference but I’m not
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @Inner_Devil
Still. It doesn’t start until 11:00 and it finished at 1:00 tomorrow so I’ll be home by 2:00
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @munch_luv
True. The main thing is the two day conference though - which is work related. The dinner is the “wouldn’t it be nice if we all ate together?” Thing
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @ruffledsheets
Like I say though I’ve only ever attended one other one in 5 years at this company so I’ve done pretty well.
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @LessGrumpy
Not in my nature to do that I’m afraid.
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @Inner_Devil
For someone who has only attended one work evening thing in the 5 years of being at the company I’ve done quite well. And obviously that shows I’d have got out of it if I could.
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @Janusxuk
Team*
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ID Mar 20
Replying to @Humorlesstwonk
The thought of being drunk at something like this 😱
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