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Jasmine F.
Jasmine. A 24 year old INTP. Software Engineering is my day job. Expert at unsolicited fun facts and opinions.
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Nudie Booty Grits ⚖️I Love Black Women⚖️ Jan 18
Joe Budden don’t like seeing DaBaby fight because DaBaby only beats up Men. If he was punching Dark Skinned Black Women in the face, Joe would be his number 1 fan.
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Jasmine F. Jan 19
I kinda feel like The Last Episode of the crossover was just The CW's flex of how much money they have in their budget now and gets why they put a giant animated/CGI teddy bear in the episode.
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Jasmine F. Jan 19
Is this the start of The Justice League on The CW?
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Jasmine F. Jan 19
Wow the end of an era with the death of Green Arrow, the show that started the CW's D.C. shows
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Jasmine F. Jan 17
Replying to @ImTheCritic
Mindhunter is on "hold" because Fincher is focusing on other projects. And it looks like Watchmen will end because Lindelof lost interest and don't want to continue the story. I want to fight both of them.
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Jasmine F. Jan 17
David Fincher and Damon Lindelof are both trying to ruin my life. By creating shows and not trying to finish them.
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rayray. Jan 15
Y’all mamas never told y’all to go get the dictionary when you asked what a Word meant and it shows!
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Jasmine F. Jan 14
I'm serious about not getting sick again. I'm going out of town for work today and I packed my portable humidifier and sinus wash before I packed my socks 😂
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Jasmine F. Jan 14
Replying to @melissa__est67
😂😂😂 he's really say "It's Guc"
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
Dreams of me and my partner being able to ever dance this well 😂
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
I hate Uber 😂😂😂
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ig: @thefalsieformulaco Jan 12
ion care what nobody say it feels good to be spoiled. independent or not, it feels good to know that somebody went out their way to make you happy and special🤷🏾‍♀️
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
I'm listening to "I Get the Bag" by Migos' featuring Gucci Mane. And I thought about how one of my friends thought Gucci Mane said "Schooch" before his verse 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
I accept one friend request on Facebook after months and then a swarm of new requests come in smh. I guess the waiting room just got larger
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no Jan 13
y'all said oscars so white they said bet let's turn it up a notch
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
Almost every day I just get home and lay on my foam roller for my back pain, but I really need to be going to the gym and strengthening my back muscles 😂
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
Every year the Oscar nominations come out y'all upset, but I never really messed with the Oscars. The Academy has always chose movies that old white folks enjoy.
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SAVE THE BEES Jan 12
This is billionaires donating to charity
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Jasmine F. Jan 13
Appreciate my girl, Funmi, down in Hyde Park who braids my hair for lows. Always tip her extra because she's in med school and I know she's stressed.
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