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Phony Bennett
I'm the dude pretending to be a dude kind of pretending to be another dude.
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Phony Bennett May 19
This Penn-Yale game is so good.
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Phony Bennett May 18
I’m watching this Duke-Notre Dame lacrosse game and yelling “GOAL!” every time a shot hits the pipe. And then I just laugh and laugh.
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Phony Bennett May 18
Lacrosse: Team of Destiny II?
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Phony Bennett May 18
Replying to @D1scourse
That’s the kind of play that gets them to implement instant replay
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Phony Bennett May 18
Replying to @STL_UVA
Straight off the pipe 😂
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Phony Bennett May 18
This is awesome. Congrats to all the graduates!
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Phony Bennett May 17
Replying to @TheUVAFool
Did you get mugged by a giant rat?
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Phony Bennett May 17
Yeah but why draw the line there? Isn’t that arbitrary? I mean, as long as said jabroni isn’t using a gas grill. What’s even the point of that.
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Phony Bennett May 17
Strike that, If I were him I’d make that joke every time.
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Phony Bennett May 17
Just as I assume if someone told Tucker he needed to speak with the press pool, he wasn’t all “OK let me get on swim trunks and floaties"
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Phony Bennett May 17
Well sure it’s going to have different regional uses. If I say I’m gonna have some ‘cue in the Carolinas, it would imply pork butt, whereas in Texas it might be brisket or ribs in Kansas City. Context always matters.
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Phony Bennett May 17
It sure is, man. It’s either I get worked up about the college choices of high school kids I don’t know, or engage in epistemological pursuits and dialectic confrontations. No middle ground, really.
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Phony Bennett May 17
I find the controversy over the uses of the word to be needless pedantry. Do you know what someone means when they say I’m having a barbecue? Then who cares. Read some Wittgenstein my dudes. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna barbecue some barbecue on my barbecue at the barbecue
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Phony Bennett May 15
Nah you’re on to something Tucker. Call it Tīdwater. Old school name but fancy spelling for the millennials.
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Phony Bennett May 15
Replying to @CoxComm
I’ve decided, the network to be named later is the Home and Garden Network. Their football programming is crap.
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Phony Bennett May 15
Dear , Please add the ACC Network. I would be willing to trade the B1G Network, the SEC Network, and a network to be named later in exchange. Please reply with your best counter-offer. Yer pal, Phony
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akil mitchell May 15
If you haven’t already, go check out my podcast, The Other Side Of the Game! Candid convos with my brothers about their journey both on and off the court! Available everywhere you get your podcasts!
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Phony Bennett May 15
Replying to @HoosFootball
Thank you. I was gonna make a “remembering the Dave Leitao years” joke and then realized he only coached a year at U Hall and gave up on the joke.
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Phony Bennett May 14
Got my National Championship issue of Cavalier Corner today and...someone at the Post Office is apparently a Hokie.
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Phony Bennett May 14
Railing at a data storage method you say?
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