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Robin Veldhoen
Citizen, cyclist, humanist, writer of sarcastic flights of fancy. Fueled by coffee and the unholy power of friendship.
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Robin Veldhoen retweeted
Eater of Continental Breakfasts Aug 12
My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works Me: 2 people just quit at my job him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now? Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work him: but they have to pay you more now? Me:
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Robin Veldhoen Aug 9
Replying to @oldscout
Congrats!!!
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Robin Veldhoen Aug 2
Replying to @mmastrac
I’m waiting for the follow up “Bec de Corbin your way to a fitter You”
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Robin Veldhoen Aug 2
Replying to @mmastrac
Smart choice on the part of the fitness model. Indeed, when you do not wish to foul your weapon in a foeman’s breastplate spikes cause more problems they solve
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 30
Replying to @Wiswell
It would be a sharp cut, and that’s putting it baldly.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 30
Replying to @yzorah @oldscout
It’s an attractive thought I’ll admit. Think I’ll do some reading about intelligence in the 20s... because I wasn’t going to do that anyways.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
I’d have to set it in about 1927. For some reason I think it would make sense in 1927.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
Okay, who’s going to write this?
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
Cue the opening to A View to a Kill redone entirely with Day-glo clowns and mimes.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
For me, It’s the shipping line denying there was a person dressed as a clown on the ship. DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE SECRET CLOWN!
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
I will remember this whenever I say to myself, “No, that’s far too far fetched “
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 29
Replying to @oldscout
Hoping this is a congratulations worthy bout of hyperventilating!
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Robin Veldhoen retweeted
Conan the Salaryman Jul 25
"Have you considered," growled Conan, rising from his desk like a colossus clad in a cheap business suit, "that constantly interrupting us with new 'must do' projects tis the reason nothing ever gets finished in this reeking hellbore of an office?" He stalked out, grumbling.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 24
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 22
Replying to @Wiswell
Do Not Feed The Triffids
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 20
Replying to @mmastrac
That sucks. I don’t fly a lot so I don’t know how much Expedia and other discount sites mess up. Is there any recourse, or is it part of the deal and take your chances?
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 19
There’s going to be a lot of Hollywood producers who will not been seen in public unless they are festooned with protective crystals and in the company of a knock off dementor.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 18
Replying to @scottlynch78
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Robin Veldhoen retweeted
A. J. Hackwith is at WORLDCON 🍀📚✨ Jul 18
so I don't know who needs to hear this but... writing is necromancy. No, wait, hear me out. Y'all we need to be better necromancers.
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Robin Veldhoen Jul 18
It’s rough out there I know. Sometimes you just want to strap on some stilts, don a giant novelty top hat, and roam the neighbourhood making wonderful noises on a tuba you don’t know how to play.
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