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SporadicSciFi
The semi-organized mini blog of a writer as I journey through the haphazard land of sci-fi/fantasy writing. Warning!: Context or sense not guaranteed.
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Amanda Lewanski Jun 16
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Amanda Lewanski Jun 14
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Survival Tips Jun 12
The expiration date on water bottles is for the bottle, not the water.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn Jun 12
7-year-old: I hate mashed potatoes. Me: Those aren’t mashed potatoes. 7: What are they? Me: French fry salad. 7: Maybe one more bite.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn Jun 12
5-year-old: I don’t want salad. Me: It’ll make you strong like me. 5: Me: It’ll make you strong like Mom. 5: *eats the salad*
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Amanda Lewanski Jun 12
He probably used his influence on That Side to help make it happen!
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Neil Gaiman Jun 12
I just learned that Good Omens is on the paperback list. I wish Terry was still here. Good Omens had never made it onto the NYT list in 30 years, and he would have been happy and, I think, satisfied.
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(incorrect) Good Omens Jun 11
crowley: i'm an artist aziraphale: oh, what do you usually draw? crowley: attention
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Ian Duhig Jun 9
Poet: I’d like to hear your opinion of my new book. Critic: It’s worthless. Poet: I know, but I’d like to hear it anyway.
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The communists have the music Jun 8
Finally a good fucking hot take
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Mica Burton Jun 9
No one: Not a person: Not a single goddamn soul: Guy in the Bethesda conference audience: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Laurazepam Jun 9
Cop: ma’am this couple said you’ve been following them Me: yes but only because they’re walking a cute dog Cop: *whispering* I get it the dog is really cute but i have to pretend to reprimand you Me: ok Cop: *yelling* if i catch you near these people again you’ll be arrested!
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Electric Literature Jun 10
"She gets so bored in meetings at the Kingdom Hall that she makes up secret meanings for Biblical words: Lasciviousness is spun sugar. Lamentations are harps or wind-chimes. Harlot is the perfect name for a flower."
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K.M. Weiland Jun 10
"The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself."--Albert Camus
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Tiffany Hayashi Jun 9
Nearly 10 days past the premiere, but I finally finished painting this piece. Really happy with how it turned out!
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Rebecca Gummere Jun 9
"Don't talk to me about the greater good, Sunshine, I'm the archangel fucking Gabriel." (John Hamm) 🤣🤣🤣 Possibly favorite line in all of , although hard to choose. Also, OMG, that Bentley. Fantastic series, so well done.
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rachel ‎⎊ Jun 9
Replying to @rhymewithrachel
Real talk the 1400s were so rough for European fashion. Especially Italy im so sorry
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rachel ‎⎊ Jun 9
It's called fashion look it up
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JonTron Jun 10
Does he not realize how dire his situation is??
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OSP Jun 9
tfw you watch Chernobyl expecting to be horrified by the meltdown and instead you're horrified by the 1984-ness of Soviet Russia and how its total disregard for factual truth in favor of image-preserving lies even during face-melting catastrophe is somehow still relevant today -R
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