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SporadicSciFi
The semi-organized mini blog of a writer as I journey through the haphazard land of sci-fi/fantasy writing. Warning!: Context or sense not guaranteed.
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SporadicSciFi Nov 15
Replying to @KidsWriteJokes
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Kids Write Jokes Nov 15
Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Dentist Doctor Dentist who How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time
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Clients From Hell Nov 14
I, for one, feel this is a noble choice. *snicker*
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ADDitudeMag Nov 13
People with ADHD tend to "freeze" when making big transitions, like getting ready in the morning. They can see time moving, but the task seems so daunting, they can't make themselves start.
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shoe Nov 13
Replying to @TheQuartering
she ra looks like hot garbage but gay shit isn’t inherently political. i think its okay that childrens media has gay rep. they will see gay couples irl. they might even have gay parents. i also feel bad for the gays because everything will come off as pandering even if its not.
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♡ Nov 12
it’s so damn attractive when a guy opens up and expresses himself to u instead of acting like a hard ass 25/8
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Preorder my $3 EP Nov 14
Shopping at Target is like Me: aw hey this sweater looks cute *flips it over* ❤️ COFFEE AND GOOD VIBES 💋 Me: nvm
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"Bare Minimum Parenting" in bookstores now Nov 14
For lunch, my 4-year-old asked for cold grilled cheese with no cheese. She's eating bread.
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Jenny Lawson Nov 13
Before the pill I missed so much school every month that I had to go to summer school to make up what I missed. After the pill I graduated with honors, got a grant and graduated college. It’s not just about pregnancy.
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grapefruit💙❤️ Nov 13
romeo and juliet balcony scene is so fucking funny like.....juliet (13) really said “if you were my pet bird i’d pet you to death” and romeo (like 16) replied with “hhhhnnnfgffghhhhhhh i wanna be a bird so fucking bad”
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Edu, en órbita Nov 13
Replying to @ContraPoints
I don't think this particular story is real, but the fact that many people in the comments are like "this is JUST like my younger brother" is the takeaway here.
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Natalie Wynn 🦋 Nov 13
This is an absolute nightmare
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Emergency Kittens Nov 13
📹: mars_oddeyed
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shoe Nov 13
Replying to @TheQuartering
look at disney. every couple is hetero. theres nothing sexual. yet as soon as a gay couple is mentioned in any media everyones minds automatically go to “I DONT WANT MUH KIDS SEEING TWO MEN BUTT FUCKIng” why
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PUNS Nov 14
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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Brooding YA Hero Nov 14
*my author sees a scene that could use a little more dramatic tension* Me: don't type it don't type it don't type it don't type it don't type it don't type it don't type it don't type it My author types: she let out a breath she didn't know she was holding.
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TheOneRing.net Nov 14
{\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 3 to the Elves {\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 7 to the Dwarf lords {\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 9 to the race of Men {\__/} ( • - •) 💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
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Clients From Hell Nov 14
Client: Great job! Here's what we agreed and a bonus for getting it all done so fast. Me:
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Kids Write Jokes Nov 12
doctor doctor i cant drive i'll drive you mate
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"Bare Minimum Parenting" in bookstores now Nov 12
Me: Wake up. 6-year-old: *rolls over* I did that yesterday.
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