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SporadicSciFi
The semi-organized mini blog of a writer as I journey through the haphazard land of sci-fi/fantasy writing. Warning!: Context or sense not guaranteed.
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Jessica Ellis Mar 27
Why are all movies about assassins about “elite assassins” and not ones who are just doing ok and sorta dreading their next assassin performance review?
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YMS (Adum) Mar 28
Some accidental comedy on the IMDb page for Love, Death, & Robots.
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FictionPress Mar 27
...We will also be adding extra protection to both PM and Story submission later today to further combat these spam bots. Some users may be required perform extra captcha verification.
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Skoog Mar 28
[hostage situation on the one day i didn’t wear cargo shorts] terrorist: you’ll be released if one of you can fit ALL the contents of this tiny backpack into your pockets me: fuck
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Internet Historian Mar 28
So graceful. You are free now.
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tvtropes Mar 28
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Guy In Your MFA Mar 27
Want to talk condescendingly about Shakespeare, Joyce, and David Foster Wallace without actually reading them? Allow me to suggest THE WHITE MAN'S GUIDE TO WHITE MALE WRITERS OF THE WESTERN CANON, available for pre-order.
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Casey Blair Mar 24
My newest favorite question I've been asked by a child at the bookstore: "Do you have any books with pictures of bats drinking blood?" Reader, I am delighted to report I discovered we DID.
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Catherynne Valente Mar 26
I have a question and it’s real damn urgent. Why do my infant son’s pants have full pockets and mine don’t? WHY? WHAT’S HE GOT TO CARRY? THE KEYS TO THE PATRIARCHY?
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Skoog Mar 25
[an argument] her: why are you so angry? me: BECAUSE I REALIZE I AM IN THE WRONG AND AM SLIGHTLY DEFENSIVE AND ALSO MAD AT MYSELF her: k can you stop tho? me: YES I JUST NEED A MOMENT BC I HAVE POOR COPING MECHANISMS
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Natalie Wynn 🦋 Mar 26
Thanks but could you steam it first
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Clients From Hell Mar 27
Client: I want you to illustrate this children's book. Me: Sure! Just email me a copy of the book. Client: WHY ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF LIKE THIS? I'M A SERIOUS AUTHOR.
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Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson Mar 21
Ah yes, pasties for nipples, which famously come in threes
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Ygrene Mar 21
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Space Explorer Mike Mar 20
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. Mar 21
Warning: Disturbing video •White man pulls shotgun on 2 Black women—Women call the Cops •Cops don’t believe Black women & instead violently arrest one of the Black women •White man with gun arrested 2 days later for assault with weapon😳
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Myke Cole Mar 20
Sure sex is great, but have you ever had your cat burst out of the litter box trailing a half-pinched turd she is TERRIFIED of, and then having to extract it while she tries to kill you, and then wipe her butt like an infant JESUS LEAPING CHRIST MY FUCKING LIFE
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Rodney Lacroix Mar 22
Son: Does this match? Me: No, put on beige shorts. Son: What’s beige? Me: Aren’t you the Sophomore Class President and taking all Honors and AP courses? Son: Yeah, why? Me: Son: Me: Tan. It’s like tan.
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