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SporadicSciFi
The semi-organized mini blog of a writer as I journey through the haphazard land of sci-fi/fantasy writing. Warning!: Context or sense not guaranteed.
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Emergency Kittens 17h
lil curious cat 📹: catfriends1004
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Kids Write Jokes Sep 23
why did the crab go to prison crimes
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James Breakwell 4h
4-year-old: *climbs into the toy box* Can you close the lid? Me: Okay. 4: Now open it. Me: *opens it* 4: *jumps out* Ta da! Watch out, David Copperfield.
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Emergency Kittens 7h
😍😍❤️ 📹: family_maffin
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For Exposure Sep 23
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Emergency Kittens Sep 23
morning meows 📹: rukasthecat
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Jacqueline Patterson Sep 22
What writers say: Nothing will distract me from finishing this WIP. What writers do: -browse 200 baby name sites for character who *might* be introduced -memorize a thesaurus just in case -SHINY NEW IDEA! MUST WRITE NEW STORY! -closes laptop because brain is tired.
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Emergency Kittens Sep 22
Me trying to get ahold of my life. 📹: cattery_greycat⠀
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Mom Sep 22
Shut-in who’s only interactions with anime enthusiasts come from hate-filled echo chambers meets normal people in the real world for the first time. A comedy in four parts.
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John Cleese Sep 23
I thought that my increasing deafness would be a burden On the contrary, I find it quite liberating. I smile and nod and point at my ears, and am thus released from the duty of taking notice of all the rubbish directed at me Also, my wife has become really good at Dumb Krambo
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Tommy Wiseau Sep 22
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New phone, Lew dis? Sep 21
If doesn’t have a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 I’m gonna be PISSED.
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Al Yankovic Sep 22
My favorite art piece from the acclaimed Australian surrealist Crocodile Magritte
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CG Drews Sep 22
WRITERS ARE MADE OF • unstoppable passion for storytelling • all the words! even more than five! • some coffee, some glitter • ghosts, we are stacks of ghosts atop each other • ability to aggressively cheer ourselves on • anxiety, just a pinch! • ok fine a lot of anxiety
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Chuck Wendig Sep 22
Doorbell rings. I answer. Woman in dress, man in tie. Woman says: “Hello, we are asking your neighbors and we’d like to ask you: do you believe God cares about you?” My answer: “The Dread Lord cares quite a bit about me, thank you.” Her: “...so you have your own beliefs, then.”
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Thoughts of Dog Sep 22
the human has guests coming over this evening. and my plan. is to introduce. each and every one of them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. everybody loves my stuffed fren sebastian
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𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆⚔️ Sep 21
So a woman contestant on Vietnam’s The Bachelor confessed her love for another woman !!!! Bitch im rlly screaming and crying rn...this is what America’s The Bachelor wishes it could be
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T3VY 📺 Sep 21
Had been busy these past days but I could animate the avocato a bit today! *Water boop*
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Shit Academics Say Sep 18
Optimist: I will be writing Pessimist: I should be writing Realist: I have yet to ascertain whether my lack of writing motivation represents socialized academic guilt corrupting all good things or subversive resistance to a publishing industry predicated on exploitation & profit
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Survival Tips Sep 22
Eat slowly. Your body takes 20 minutes to recognize it's full.
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