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Donald J. Drumpf 16h
This new video is very unfair! It doesn’t even mention that the Saudis booked hundreds of rooms at the Trump International Hotel in 2017 and paid top dollar without even using them! And they’ve been very good to Jared, too, when he needed cash!
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Really American 🇺🇸 19h
Raise your hand if you think Trump's taxes include shady business dealings with Saudi Arabia. ✋
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Tea Pain 9h
Trump's campaign strategy involves committin' an impeachable offense once a week between now and November.
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Ana Cabrera 15h
FAUCI: "I have a reputation, as you probably have figured out, of speaking the truth at all times and not sugar-coating things. And that may be one of the reasons why I haven't been on television very much lately." (in interview w/ the Financial Times)
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Donald J. Drumpf 23h
I am the most TRANSPARENT President in our country’s history! Although the doctors at Walter Reed said my definition of “transparent” is not the one in the dictionary. Never mind! is being mean again. Calling me ! DO NOT RETWEET!
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The Lincoln Project 9h
Roger Stone's commutation was rubber stamped by 52 Republican Senators when they voted to acquit Donald Trump. This is why we fight Trump and his enablers. None of this would have happened if they had defended our Constitution, instead of a conman from New York.
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God 14h
When hell dies it's going to Trump.
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Rob Reiner 9h
You can free Stone, Flynn, fire prosecutors. It won’t help. You’re going down. You’re a Sociopath, a Criminal and a Moron. You’re gonna lose in a landslide then go to jail.
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John Fugelsang 16h
Hi, we're Hobby Lobby. We outsourced manufacturing to a country w/forced abortions but won't cover female employee IUD, cos we're pro-life.
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Clay Jones 16h
What kind of stupid shit did have to say for him to be rushed to Walter Reed for an emergency cognitive test?
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Clay Jones 8h
Could you imagine how the GOP would have reacted if Obama had pardoned/commuted his friends? I mean, first, you have to imagine Obama consorting with thieves, goons, henchmen, and corrupt assholes, but still...
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Soledad O'Brien 8h
Anyone check on ? Is she dismayed? Disappointed?
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Soledad O'Brien 8h
Whew. I feel sorry for you folks in Florida who have this very not smart and extremely confused person as your senator.
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‘An absolute outrage’: Sanders rips ‘wealthy tax cheats’ as CBO estimates $381 billion in annual unpaid taxes. Massive IRS budget cuts over the past decade have resulted in a sharp decline in enforcement of tax underpayment & avoidance. via
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Humor Times Jul 10
What do we do about people like Trump who successfully weaponize the courts and "run out the clock"? Glenn Kirschner has a good idea (video queued up). The whole video's good, but this is an important cure Kirschner is proposing. via
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Humor Times Jul 9
The limits of the coronavirus-related emissions dip makes the case for achieving much deeper and cheaper CO2 cuts by stitching big clean energy investments into economic recovery packages, something that's not happening so far in the U.S.
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Humor Times Jul 9
Early reports didn't mention the extremely restrictive gag order!
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The Mysterious LOLGOP Jul 9
Trump wants millions more Americans to get Covid-19 and then, if you survive, allow insurers to deny you coverage because of it for the rest of your life.
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The Daily Edge Jul 9
The last two men defending Trump were a man in a clown suit who recently claimed he "adopted" a 12-year-old boy from Cuba years earlier, just without any form of legal paperwork & a disheveled former wrestling coach who let an Ohio State doctor rape and abuse hundreds of students
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Humor Times Jul 9
Don't worry, if you miss it before it inevitably fades away in August or sooner, you can catch it on its next trip through the inner solar system, currently estimated to happen in the year 8786!
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