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Allan Mott
Broadcast the boom boom boom boom and make 'em all dance to it.
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Allan Mott 2h
Replying to @kimberlyatl
Cate won an Oscar playing Katharine Hepburn, so I have faith she can make it work.
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Allan Mott 4h
Replying to @scrawfish
Just like Travis B.?
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Allan Mott 8h
In my day we didn't have "fidget spinners". We just stared into the existential void of our eternal and inexhaustible ennui and we liked it!
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Allan Mott 11h
Replying to @TheRachelFisher
Really? I would have guess this.
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Allan Mott 11h
TFW CEOs decide it's too much trouble to be associated with the most business-friendly president in history.
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Maybe if we hadn't appointed Betsy DeVos our kids would be able to learn history from something besides looking at statues
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @MurrayOverboard
I mean, I like to think I could have scored with Patricia Richardson....
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @scrawfish
Of those three, this is definitely my favourite.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @scrawfish
This list is going somewhere fast! SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!?!? SEE IT??!?!?!?1
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Allan Mott 13h
Also, we're all giving Allen the benefit of that doubt that he IS questioning evolution and not just making the hackiest hack joke ever.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @SmarmyJerkface
I revisited SUDDEN DEATH last month and found it to be seriously underrated. It's a genuinely great 80s action movie.
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Allan Mott 13h
I love how Tim Allen is questioning the validity of evolution after his entire career was built on making ape grunting noises.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @goodhairperson
There's an eclipse?
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @coconewt
Boobs are the new niche.
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Allan Mott 13h
According to his daughter he called them "rolleecoasters", which made me love him more than I already did.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @coconewt
I dunno. A lot of hand-holding and staring into each others eyes, I suspect. Also, butt stuff.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @coconewt
Apparently Pornhub stats indicate young folks aren't as into them as their elders.
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Allan Mott 13h
The report that millennials aren't into boobs makes me feel more Gen X than watching REALITY BITES while listening to Temple of the Dog.
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Allan Mott 13h
TFW you see a truly dumb person refuse to give up their point while arguing with people who actually have a clue.
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Allan Mott 13h
Replying to @DesiJed
And wasn't his whole shtick comparing dudes to apes?
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