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David (Razor) Harris
Husband | Nerd | Coulrophobic | Editor - | Creator & Host - Take the Black Podcast I | UofA Razorback fan
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David (Razor) Harris 3h
Replying to @House_Razor
**narrator voice** “Jason Brown and his team did not, in fact, get any p**sy.”
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David (Razor) Harris 4h
Replying to @House_Razor
Halftime Garden City game Coach Sims: Don’t do what Indy does and we’ll win. Literally Coach Brown: “We’re this close to getting some p**sy. Defense don’t let them score this half and we can all go get some p**sy.” **Garden City scores on the opening kickoff**
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David (Razor) Harris 4h
Replying to @House_Razor
Garden City newspaper reporter calls Brown for a pre-game interview. Brown refuses because “they talk shit about him behind his back.” All he needs to do now, is call the reporter fake news. Jason Brown = lost Trump son confirmed.
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David (Razor) Harris 4h
Replying to @House_Razor
Coach Brown reading tweets and bragging about the cigars he was given and the book Kiffin signed and sent to him is about as “Trump in the Oval Office bragging about the love letters Kim Jong Un sent him” as you can get.
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David (Razor) Harris 5h
Replying to @House_Razor
Malik orders a cookies and cream frap with a shot of expresso and when the girl behind the counter hands him the drink he responds with “that’s that fire” like he’s flexing because he’s embarrassed about that drink. Poser. Just own it dude.
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David (Razor) Harris 5h
Replying to @WellActuary
On one hand I’m rooting for Indy to beat Garden City, but on the other, I kinda want them to get annihilated just to watch Malik whine and get into the inevitable yelling match with Brown on the sideline.
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David (Razor) Harris 5h
Replying to @House_Razor
That Hutch game was exciting but because Brown let Malik come back to the team, the cancer is already spreading. That kid is the worst and Garden City is up next. I can’t wait for Brown to melt down and start blaming his players the moment Indy starts to lose.
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David (Razor) Harris 5h
Replying to @House_Razor
I’m only on episode 3 of but I’ve got two takes: 1. Coach Brown is a narcissistic blowhard jackass trash bag of a person with constant “who farted?” face. 2. If Kailon doesn’t get an offer from a D-1 school by the end of this season then I’ll be heartbroken.
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David (Razor) Harris 6h
Replying to @LaTonyaCLC
The world needs more Miss Pinkard. is an inspiration.
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David (Razor) Harris 7h
Replying to @House_Razor
First episode of and KD is already my favorite person. Episode 2, and I’m wondering why this show isn’t called . This kid is awesome!
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David (Razor) Harris 7h
The theater teacher on is super-duper extra.
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David (Razor) Harris 10h
That was our last one for recapping. We were going to record this week, but that’s been rescheduled for Wednesday.
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David (Razor) Harris 10h
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David (Razor) Harris 10h
Yeah the Delos Destinations website has the new park up. Warworld. But I think it’s closed and Maeve and Hector are running things. Also Stubbs is playing with weapons from Medieval World!
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David (Razor) Harris 10h
That was a timely zing. Well done, sir.
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David (Razor) Harris 12h
I do!
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David (Razor) Harris 17h
Replying to @CourtsideCorey
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David (Razor) Harris 18h
Provoked Longhorn fans? You’re a goddam American hero and I’ll fight anybody who says otherwise.
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David (Razor) Harris 18h
Hey is this targeting tho?
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David (Razor) Harris 19h
10/10 best thread this month. Would read again.
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