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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ
Producer & booking manager of in Chicago.
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 47s
Which chef is the best kisser? Better?
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 4m
Replying to @heysarahsweeney
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 5m
Replying to @heysarahsweeney
I am actually not big into steak, but I would like the chef to kiss me
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 6m
Replying to @drmattdambrosio
I'm drooling already
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 11m
Replying to @tjchambersLA
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 12m
Replying to @blacksab67
Bank of America?
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 12m
Replying to @LittleMissLizz
The name sounds delicious!
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 13m
Replying to @ed_solomon
I like that the best restaurant literally begins with Best
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 19m
Replying to @kloppsP45
No
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 19m
Replying to @Nowist
One, not 38!
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 20m
Replying to @heysarahsweeney
Sarah I am so thrilled to "hang" with you!
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 29m
If you could only eat at one restaurant in LA - not counting In N Out - what would it be? I want a mighty good dinner tomorrow.
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Ted Travelstead 20h
Cuddling this old can of Pepsi I found under my Auntโ€™s porch and pretending itโ€™s โ€œBaby R2-D2.โ€
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 4h
Replying to @nbadag
me: sorry colonel, but you do look as crispy as your chicken
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Boog 12 Jan 19
[at a bank] Old lady: I forgot my glasses, would you mind checking my balance for me Me: *shoves her * itโ€™s pretty bad lol
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 5h
He was staying in an idiot part of France
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Steve vs Ninjas Jan 22
Now I can pay everything with my phone except attention
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Paul 30 Jul 17
Forget your financial worries in an instant by trapping some pubic hair in your zip.
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Michael, the Man Who Tweets ๐ŸŒถ 5h
Replying to @prufrockluvsong
Je m'appelle le Mario
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Pru 8h
Mario, after doing a month abroad: It is I, Mario
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