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Gnoll Vampire
An account for Gnoll propaganda. We're not evil, just misunderstood! We just want to pillage civilizations in peace! Hater of the lawful, lover of the awful.
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Gnoll Vampire 13h
Replying to @ellenjoyceauthr
I'm sure everyone would relish the opportunity to drag my name through the mud. But not to muddy the waters- you can make whatever jokes you want! That's the freedom of being chaotic evil! I'm no stick in the mud!
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Gnoll Vampire 16h
Wet dog and corpses, but with a hint of lime to show my attempt to keep it under control!
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Gnoll Vampire 16h
Replying to @E11417411
Allergies are more chaotic evil than what you did, but you're still denying people their fun, so I can't judge you too harshly! I've cancelled my past 2 sessions, so I have one more than you!
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Gnoll Vampire 17h
I have learned a very powerful lesson with the Blaggards in my adventures with them so far. I can't wait for you all to experience it!
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Gnoll Vampire 17h
Classic gnoll behavior is staying up really late at a party knowing you have to wake up early, only to stay at the party later and later because you don't want to go to sleep. Gnolls know how hard it is to wake up in the morning, which is why they procrastinate sleep!
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Gnoll Vampire 17h
Replying to @dumb_pun
Amber temple? Is there actual amber in there? Can I Jurassic Park myself an undead dinosaur? I need a steed!
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Gnoll Vampire 17h
Replying to @GregoryFesto
I like that idea! I'll try that out some time! It's just crazy enough that it might work!
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Gnoll Vampire 18h
Replying to @Mav_Mentation
"need" isn't something one considers when thinking about taking a 12-hour nap in a coffin. But, that does make the gnoll side of me feel extra happy! Which makes me extra conflicted!
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Gnoll Vampire 18h
If you can be down with sleeping all day, you're a vampire. If you never want to go to sleep, you're a gnoll. I am supernaturally conflicted now!
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Gnoll Vampire 19h
I have become the dirt-eating champion of Barovia and I've decided that my queen will be the mud-drinking monarch of these lands! I will travel far and wide to find the perfect mud drinker, and she will drink mud faster than I can! I have a quest and no one shall stop me!
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Gnoll Vampire 19h
Replying to @Roxx_Ram
It was good, but then I assumed that you were using it to drink anything but water, so that is probably unhealthy, meaning it's evil! Theres nothing wrong with a good 64 ounces of soda, alcohol, or mud!
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Gnoll Vampire 19h
Replying to @WillPBach
Rooms and fur go together like gnolls and halflings! Carry on, good cat owner!
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Gnoll Vampire 19h
I'd love to see more of Trashbone! If something worked out the way Joe Hawk expected it to, we probably could have seen him! My plans went straight out the window when it didn't work, though, which is the mark of any good D&D session!
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Gnoll Vampire 19h
Replying to @FuliginousS
Double Anchovy? That's double the chaotic evilness! Good on you!
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Gnoll Vampire 20h
Replying to @Kdotjack9
I'm very familiar with the computer choke hold! Way to kill it!
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Gnoll Vampire May 21
Gnoll thoughts: since gnolls only live to about 30, there is less deep significance placed on maintaining a good parent-child relationship than the stronger sibling relationships. Gnolls really love their family, as tough as their love can be a lot of the time.
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Gnoll Vampire May 21
Gnoll Sorcerer is on my list! My friends at made a gnoll homebrew i'd love to use more often! A Minotaur Wizard is also a fun idea!
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Gnoll Vampire May 21
Replying to @Aylon_fer
Yeah, solid chaotic good
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Gnoll Vampire May 21
Replying to @BigSquishyDM
You're so sinister! Was the flood caused by you, too?
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Replying to @HolyCaGnolli
I went into a Halfling grocery store and put all of the snacks on the top shelves.
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