Twitter | Search | |
Gnoll Vampire
An account for Gnoll propaganda. We're not evil, just misunderstood! We just want to pillage civilizations in peace! Hater of the lawful, lover of the awful.
3,078
Tweets
194
Following
480
Followers
Tweets
Gnoll Vampire 12h
I had a vision of a monster when I closed my eyes, and got so spooked that I have decided one of my PCs will be subject to a similar horrible vision.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire 21h
The more I think about it, the more sure I am that I could beat any human in the Chubby Bunny challenge.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire 22h
IT'S YOUR CHARACTER
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire 22h
Here's why halflings pets are exactly like raising gnoll children: -Can't see over the counter -have a fascination with knives -constantly dreams of ways to kill you -doesn't eat the human soup you cook them -yells at the neighbors -whines constantly
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 20
Replying to @LammergeierDust
yEEEEEEE JAWWWWWWW
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
Replying to @HolyCaGnolli
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
If I can entertain one of your thoughts today... Cowboy gnolls with BIG ten-gallon hats that can shade their entire snout. I'd love to hear them cackle like hyenas while firing their guns into the air, riding horses in a circle.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
Oh, were we only supposed to eat homophobes during LGBT Gluttony Month? I might have made some delicious mistakes...
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
Replying to @HolyCaGnolli
Chaotic Forgetful is my alignment
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
I had a dream that a D&D youtuber was lambasting me through the internet, and I just want to say that everything he said I shouldn't be doing, I intend to do it more. That's just how I roll. The thing that makes this Chaotic Neutral is that I don't remember anything he told me.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
The gnoll side of me: You're going to regret every moment you spend not eating something. The vampire side of me: You're going to regret every moment after you eat something. There's always a winner in this internal conflict!
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
Replying to @RainbowSummoner
Gret is a good gnoll name! Most gnoll names I've seen are something like "Bloodchewer," "Frothy," or "Dave."
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
I've got a frog in my throat. It was delicious! The poison really makes it stand out as a forbidden fruit. I even found it on a tree!
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 19
How do you do, my friends! I just decided that I am the Chosen One. I don't know what I have been chosen to do, but I know there's some destiny that is going to involve me!
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 18
If your friend ate a raw stick of butter for breakfast, they might be chaotic evil.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 18
Do you guys know this song? Every gnoll should.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 17
Replying to @HolyCaGnolli
The red dragon is a fledgling god that has allied with the party. She was about to torch the elder brain... Then it did an elder brain move. I hope that "oh, shit" moment was adequate.
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 17
Now that I've presented the boss to the party (we're finishing the fight next week)- Allow me to reveal this genius monster: A Mind Flayer Enclave's Elder Brain parasitically attached to a red dragon. Tell me I'm not a chaotic evil DM!
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 17
Replying to @HolyCaGnolli
Scaring my players with powerful enemies that they might be too low-level to properly deal with is a pastime of mine. I'm a .
Reply Retweet Like
Gnoll Vampire Aug 17
I asked my players if they wanted another encounter in the dungeon they're crawling, or if they want to just face the boss. They didn't think they had enough health to do 2 more encounters. What they didn't know, is how much i'm ramping up this boss. I hope they feel fear.
Reply Retweet Like