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Jack DeVoss
Senior Producer at iHeart Radio, Former Slacker, I write jokes on Twitter because all the bathroom wall space is full.
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Jack DeVoss Feb 25
I for one am very happy that Coca-Cola created an energy drink marketing campaign around Jonah Hill using their product to get the stamina needed to attend Martin Scorsese's Eyes Wide Shut sex party.
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Jack DeVoss Feb 19
Listen to the latest episode of Over the Line now, on
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Jack DeVoss Feb 15
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Jack DeVoss Feb 13
I just saw a fast food fish sandwich commercial's shadow which means 40 days of Lent are coming.
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Jack DeVoss Feb 9
I was born the same year Saturday Night Live debuted and often think when I’m watching the show the same thing I think when I look in the mirror, “how is this still on?”
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Jack DeVoss Feb 8
Listen to the latest episode of Over the Line now, on
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Jack DeVoss Feb 7
Please put "I wish I had Watched More Internet Cat Videos" on my gravestone
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Jack DeVoss Feb 2
The Democrats can keep a jackass as their logo because it still fits, but the GOP needs to replace that elephant with a tin-foil hat, because they have gone full blown cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
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Jack DeVoss Feb 2
Raise your hand if you had “Congratulate the state of Kansas for the Chiefs Super Bowl win, even though the Chiefs play in Kansas City, Missouri” on your Stable Genius Bingo Card
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Jack DeVoss Jan 30
Replying to @DJCarton
Take care of yourself and be safe! Buckeye nation is behind you 100%! Looking forward to your return if you decide that is what is best. Go Bucks!
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Jack DeVoss Jan 29
Rumor is the Columbus Crew are going to rebrand their name and logo before 2021. May I suggest we go old school and bring back the Run DMC guys
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Jack DeVoss Jan 29
Raise your hand if you had “talk about World War VI” on your Stable Genius Bingo Card
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Ben Warwick Jan 24
The new logo sure looks familiar...
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Andy Richter Jan 23
My aunt fucked Robert Goulet
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Jack DeVoss Jan 24
Replying to @caleodis
Impeachment has been a great way for the people to be a better customer service in their future
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Jack DeVoss Jan 23
Matthew McConaughey's successful ice fishing trip has convinced me to spend $55,000 on a Lincoln Aviator.
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Jack DeVoss Jan 23
Raise your hand if you had “Insist we protect Thomas Edison and the guy who invented the wheel during an economic summit” on your Stable Genius Bingo Card.
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Jack DeVoss Jan 22
Listen to the latest episode of Over the Line now, on
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Jack DeVoss Jan 21
My grandpa is so homophobic he won't order more than one sausage link at IHOP.
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Jack DeVoss Jan 18
Listen to the latest episode of Over the Line now, on
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