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The Hoarse Whisperer
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The Hoarse Whisperer 49m
My 11-YO: Dude, stop Stanning me so hard. Me: Nope. I’m you’re #1 Stan. My 11-YO: 🙄 Me: 😀😘👏👏👏 My 11-YO: 👀 Me: 👁👁 My 11-YO: (shakes head. heads off to his drum performance.) Last big performance of the year. I’m just a tad excited.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 1h
Replying to @TungstenPoles
I’ve blocked 400-500 in the last day.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 1h
White House staff may want to put their tray-tables in the upright position and brace for impact.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 1h
Here’s your chance to do the dance...
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The Hoarse Whisperer 1h
Now Twitter is just messing with me. Random promoted tweets from dudes with 6 followers.
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Herobrine (with better pants) May 21
Are trans women real women? Like for yes Retweet for yes Reply for yes Deactivate your account for no
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The Hoarse Whisperer 2h
Tell me. I’ll be your surrogate shitter.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Bwaahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhajahahhababahahhahahahbabaaaa. (breathes) Bwahahahahhaahhahahahha.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Are you freaking kidding with this ad, ?
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Subtext: Judge Ramos had a written opinion in hand because the entire effort was clearly specious even before the hearing. This isn’t just a loss for Trump; it’s a complete rejection.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Trump loses fight to hide bank records! Judge rejects Trump effort to block Deutsche Bank from turning over financial records to Congress. Trump is going to lose his damn mind tonight.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
This is long but may be the wildest story I’ve ever read.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Replying to @MrsaMrs
He’s adjusting to the locked down life.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Replying to @SpiroAgnewGhost
That was 44 years ago. The person leading in June 1975 was the vehemently anti-desegregation racist George Wallace. Not exactly a great comparator.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
Replying to @dryfly_whodat
The FBI had warrants for Cohen’s docs before Avenatti even entered the picture.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 3h
The bottom 14 candidates are polling at an average of just above 1% each. Time to thin this herd.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 4h
Avenatti: I want $20 million and my own sneaker line. Nike: We’ve got the perfect shoe in mind. Avenatti: They better be hot. Nike: Everyone around you is gonna be wearing them, we promise.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 4h
Replying to @andylassner
Stealing from the disabled: ✅ Tax evasion: ✅ Extortion: ✅ Fraud: ✅ Jaywalking: ✅ Ripping tags off mattresses: ✅ Embarrassing actual ‘street fighters’: ✅
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The Hoarse Whisperer 4h
After this dipshit tweeted at me from behind a block last night, I’m eating this up like a box of thin mints.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 4h
Replying to @emptywheel
If Avenatti catches an indictment in every circuit, he gets a special edition gold ankle bracelet.
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