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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC
House of Commons Speaker, Buckingham MP 1997- , Middlesex Under-12s tennis champion, Best looking MP 1997-2018 ( My private polling) A parody of ORDERRRS!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
Orderrr! That completes John Bercow's Questions for another week.
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
Over in the US, Denver has voted in a referendum to decriminalise magic mushrooms, the perfect metaphor for the Brexit referendum since 2016. The polls in Denver will show a big rise in support for after the result is implemented. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
I have also see people picking up that the Rt Hon has different times on two of his ovens. This is a leadership pitch. He is going one better than the PM and claiming that even 2 stopped clocks are right 4 times a day. Orderrr! 2/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
The Rt Hon has been coming under fire for having four ovens and claiming to have two. A bit unfair I think. The Health Secretary, the Rt Hon ordered 5000 fridges for stockpiling and he claims to have one. Orderrr! 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have named their baby boy Archie. I suspect the Duchess is a fan of the American comic books. I'm delighted the Duke is not a fan of Viz and got his choice of name for his baby. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
Calm down man. We have esteemed guests from Botswana observing us this week. Now is not the time to audition to replace The Jeremy Kyle Show. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
Replying to @theresa_may
The PM also also mentioned Doris Day. I believe she likes the movie Tea for Two, although that will cost a Russian oligarch at least a six figure sum. Orderrr! 2/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
The Leader of the Opposition has raised the death of Doris Day but thankfully didn't go into song or movie quotes. 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 15
Orderrr! It's time for John Bercow's Questions.
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
Replying to @HoC_Speaker_MP
If you want to see so many dispirited participants as results come in, mostly because of issues around Europe, then watch the UK at Eurovision in little over a weeks time. Orderrr! 2/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
Orderrr! That brings and end to John Bercow's Questions for another week. Very flat atmosphere this week following the local elections 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
The PM was heckled last week with calls for her to resign by her own party, many suggesting she doesn't listen. The PM said she does listen and is acting on their calls for her to re-sign. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
Replying to @HoC_Speaker_MP
He has spoken of his privilege and said his department will be at the heart of the worlds most pressing issues. A twist of irony could see his department in charge of the prisons again. Orderrr! 2/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
The Rt Hon is now the International Development Secretary. As Prisons Minister, he promised to resign if he failed to reduce violence and drugs in 10 prisons in England. 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
The Rt Hon is the new Defence Secretary. It has left the PM feeling anxious already, as she has nobody in her team that can detect leaks via sign language. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
Replying to @GavinWilliamson @FedEx
A relevant story to this is that the Treasury has announced that 1p and 2p coins will remain in circulation. The Rt Hon will understand the ramifications of this when his £17,000 payoff arrives in a van. Orderrr!
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
The Rt Hon was sacked last week as the Defence Secretary The PM needs to improve her communications, as there is doubt about whether he was sacked for a leak of incompetence or a leak of incontinence. 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
Baby Sussex will be 7th in line to the throne. In political terms, that would be becoming next party leader, the new leader and becoming the new leader after stepping down in the summer.Orderrr! 2/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
My congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on the arrival of their firstborn. A name has yet to be decided but John is the Obvious choice. 1/2
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Rt  Hon John Bercow MP - Speaker HoC May 8
I would like to wish to all Muslims. A time for reflection, abstinence and good deeds. There is plenty of that in the thankfully, it's just a shame it's in the lost property department. Orderrr!
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